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by Legend of the Paladin

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One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

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A really funny novel with funny mc and characters. So many misunderstandings that you will laugh so much that will hurt your stomach. Slow-ass-- Slow-paced novel because author is too focused on the novel comedy. +1 support for GodBrandy's translation.
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MC gets accidentally added into group chat. Some chapters later. Random Daoist 1: I found a new recipe Random Daoist 2, 3, 4: Really? Random Daoist 1 Proceeds to explain. MC: Wut... These guys are ******** chunnis Some chapters later... Random Daoist 2: It works! MC: Wut? Random Daoist 3: It works! MC decided to try... Some chapters later... MC: Cultivation is real?!
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This is a good story, but please update the previous chapters it's really sad that qidian has started it from chapter 138 😒 .
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MC gets accidentally added into group chat. Some chapters later. Random Daoist 1: I found a new recipe Random Daoist 2, 3, 4: Really? Random Daoist 1 Proceeds to explain. MC: Wut... These guys are ******** chunnis Some chapters later... Random Daoist 2: It works! MC: Wut? Random Daoist 3: It works! MC decided to try... Some chapters later... MC: Cultivation is real?!

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A really funny novel with funny mc and characters. So many misunderstandings that you will laugh so much that will hurt your stomach. Slow-ass-- Slow-paced novel because author is too focused on the novel comedy. +1 support for GodBrandy's translation.

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NreLv4Nre

This is a good story, but please update the previous chapters it's really sad that qidian has started it from chapter 138 😒 .

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Another favorite joins Qidian! 140 characters eh? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! TTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ─── ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ─── ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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Website : qidian china Views : 9.71 million Rating : 8.7(2165) Chapters : 1717 Status : ongoing rank : 5 Word count : 5.15 million author rank : great

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TouchMeDaddy
TouchMeDaddyLv5TouchMeDaddy

Ok qidian,get your game together. You literally copied 20+ chapters from another site and still failed to label them properly.... Your chapter 21 is actually chapter 158...its a good novel though

daoistkali
daoistkaliLv1daoistkali

Really incredible novel. This tops off the most of xianxia novels because of comedy, uniqueness, and the style. From a ****** mistake to a hilarious continuation throughout the story, surely, this is a must read for readers who are sick and tired of cliches!

Holyfire
HolyfireLv6Holyfire

What is the point of the daily vote if random novels keep getting added that are not needed to be voted on, please let us vote before releasing. It makes no sense that voting is an option but random novels still keep getting added. Please fix the system.

AdamBlade
AdamBladeLv5AdamBlade

i read this novel somewhere before . it was really fun for the 140 chapters that i read. nice mix of comedy and action . the story takes place in modern era with cultivation elements much like the red packet server novel. characters are not many and so far no useless characters seen. also the author uses the comedy due to misunderstanding and age gab a lot which i really like :p

NO_to_Premium
NO_to_PremiumLv5NO_to_Premium

The story ia unique but due to the fact that it has becone a premium novel, i have no choice to remove this from my library and force myself to forget about the countless hours that i have wasted to read this novel only for it to move behind a paywall.

Patorikku_Desu
Patorikku_DesuLv6Patorikku_Desu

Novel yang benar-benar luar biasa Ini puncak dari sebagian besar novel xianxia karena komedi, keunikan, dan gaya. Dari sebuah kesalahan dalam kelanjutan lucu sepanjang cerita, tentunya ini harus dibaca bagi pembaca yang sedang sakit dan lelah klise!

Toorific
ToorificLv5Toorific

well after all of this premium thing.. this app happened.. ill be likely stop reading QI.. and go back to WW.. haha.. these reforms is like digging their own pit to bury their selves.. no one to blame with their greed for money.. you fuckingg people.. ****h you QI.. sincerely, freeloader

MastersgtJames
MastersgtJamesLv5MastersgtJames

anyone else unhappy with being required to pay spirit stones to read chapters? last chapter I read required 13... Every day I check in I get 10 spirit stones. at the end of the day, those stones go away. So I need to lose on spirit stones, eventually having to actually buy them, just to read the chapters.... I liked it better when I could just agree to watch an ad.

UncleOddball
UncleOddballLv5UncleOddball

You know, I like this one. I like it a lot and am really glad it was picked up here. It's a kind of lol lol let's take a stroll kind of a novel. It's not serious, like at all. A derpy and funny read about a young student who got involved with secret wuxia folks. It reminds me a little of "The Breaker" manga, but in way more light hearted manner. A slice of life with a twist. Yeah. I like that sentence. There ain't gonna be epic battles of good and evil, fate and demise. It's a story to read on a way to your work, it's greatest values would be unhurried pacing and occasional smile while reading. Recommended. Uncle's Stamp of Approval.

Mute
MuteLv6Mute

Rating 1 star for everything just because of the crappy translation choices the translator has made, su clan seventh? Really? As a name you think that's okay?

Lonahora
LonahoraLv5Lonahora

OVERRATED! To be short, everything is redundant, snail paced and low quality to begin with, while poor comedy seems to be the main theme. That being said, perhaps all the flaws I see in it are because I'm not part of the author's intended demographic.

ThreeJaoXia
ThreeJaoXiaLv6ThreeJaoXia

I love this series! Like most other funny cultivation titles it's best if you've read some other Wuxia / Xianxia stories before. But unlike a lot of the others where you practically need to be an expert on every plot line and trope out there to get the humor - this should be funny for even relative newcomers. Here instead of super-meta-humor this has more funny moments with the clash between cultivator 'culture' and the modern day along with some pretty great characters. How does one ancient and distinguished master give condolences to another whos pupil was injured in a lightning tribulation? Well a sad face emoji of course! Need to send someone an ancient fighting style? Well strap a USB key to a flying sword obviously! So far the story doesn't have a whole lot of meat to it - but that's part of the charm. Sure there are enemies, adventures, trials and getting stronger - but the MC is mostly just trying to survive them and maybe finish college. No desperate stuggle for revenge, no burning need to become immortal, no heroic battle to save (or conquer) the world. And thank goodness. The author proves he can make something great to read without any of that. Oh - and so far no harem either. The MC likes girls but doesn't need to conquer every one he meets. And so far no ridiculous world-shaking love at first sight. But again, a more 'normal' college love life (dates, crushes, and roomates that brag) is refreshing. As for the MC in general, while generally fairly lucky he isn't super-OP. Again - most normal tropes for why the MC is so special and amazing are thrown out the window. And while the MC is living in two worlds that isn't over used so far. So you won't see the MC whining all the time about how he can't tell the woman he loves about his abilities etc. Starting to see why I like this so much? So if you are tired of the same old thing - give this a try. It starts off a bit slow so give it a bit. You should be hooked well before Venerable White shows up (and Venerable White is well worth the wait).

CantSeeMtTai
CantSeeMtTaiLv1CantSeeMtTai

Used to be translated in Volate, now finally, it can be properly translated. I just hope that the quality will be at least up to standard. I recommend this novel to xianxia enthusiast who are already well-versed with the terms used in xianxia novels. It's hilarious, entertaining, and will pretty much make you see more of the cultivation world as compared to the usual arrogant master tropes.

S_Lord
S_LordLv5S_Lord

This is one of best novel which i have ever read. MC is very funny and characters surrounding him are also unique in their onway. I like how this novel doesn't have cliches like other ones where we can pretty much guess the plotline. The plot of this novel is totally different and gives refreshing feeling. The translation quality is also good, i just wish the number of chapters/week can increase.

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