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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Tyrannical Song, I’ve found you!

Editor: Kurisu

But the flooding armies of the sea urchin warrior and puppet factions were left disappointed—the new Profound Sage, Sage Monarch Winter Melon, paid no heed to them.

In the frame of the Profound Sage Speech, Sage Monarch Winter Melon maintained his sword propped up with both his hands, and officially entered the 'Speech' state, with him focused on telling all the practitioners in the universe about the path of defense.

The Sea King was puzzled. Strange, shouldn't Sage Monarch Winter Melon have already heard us with millions of sea urchin warriors flooding and shouting so intensely?

Did we do anything wrong?

Are we sea urchin warriors not loud enough? Or perhaps there's something wrong with how we're shouting? Could it be that the signal is bad at the bottom of the sea? Shiet, what's the problem?

The Sea King was lost in thought.