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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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I have terrible news for everyone!

Editor: Kurisu

I believed that you and I were kindred spirits, with you having armor intent and I having saber intent armor. Even if we were to meet, we would talk about the wonders of the armor and have a great discussion. I didn't expect that you would suddenly tell publicly that you wanted to beat me up!

Song Shuhang felt bitter in his heart.

True Monarch White Crane said, "Cough, cough! First Sage in a thousand years, Senior Tyrannical Song, what do you think about Sage Monarch Winter Melon's challenge? In this little crane's humble opinion, if a trivial Winter Melon dares provoke you, just take him on! Beat him up! Let him know that the first Sage in a thousand years cannot be messed with!"

Song Shuhang: "..."

What's this dignity thing? Can it be eaten?

Moreover, he had already lost his dignity when the virtuous lamia started playing dead by the end of his Profound Sage Speech.