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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Primitive men reciting from memory the ❮Three-Character Classic❯

Editor: Kurisu

"Don't improper use 'Confucius said'! If devil hears, our palm hit until red! Plus, we no cannibal, not go crazy over meat!" the one that seemed to be the leader said in awkward Mandarin.

After the ruthless slap, the chubby man recalled the terror of the 'devil'. His shoulders immediately shrank and he didn't dare to utter a single word.

Next, the leader waved his hand and said once more in awkward Mandarin, "First, move them!"

Thereupon, the primitive men started to carry the passengers away on their backs, shoulders, by hugging them, or by dragging them.

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Soon after.

The passengers woke up one after another.

When they opened their eyes, they discovered that they were lying inside a huge shed made of straw. Next to them were standing many primitive men with brownish red skin and all sorts of pigments on their faces.