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JSJJ
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2017-10-20 19:57

Another favorite joins Qidian! 140 characters eh? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! TTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ─── ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ─── ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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Wolfy_Fenri
Wolfy_FenriLv6

Good! *laugh*

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WhiteDevil
WhiteDevilLv6

XD

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HeavenlySinner0
HeavenlySinner0Lv14

I actually have that book, it's very funny the things people actually say.

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KnightLight
KnightLightLv4

the last one, is somewhat different, dude coulda been a girl wearing a fake beard. also shoulda asked if any of her girls in first one was named cathy.

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smarshum
smarshumLv6

Haha yep you need the 140 ct

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Foundersyah
FoundersyahLv5

Where can i read first chapt

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JSJJ
JSJJLv12

http://***.novelupdates.com/series/cultivation-chat-group/?pg=11

Foundersyah:Where can i read first chapt
Foundersyah
FoundersyahLv5

Thank bro

JSJJ:http://***.novelupdates.com/series/cultivation-chat-group/?pg=11
JSJJ
JSJJLv12

Welcome

Foundersyah:Thank bro
Piknos
PiknosLv5

mofo got tears in my eyes cause of you hahaha XD

Sanimah
SanimahLv6

Hahaha

Kateebe
KateebeLv1

Thanks

rhuan
rhuanLv5

Cultivation

JSJJ
JSJJLv12

👍

rhuan:Cultivation
rhuan
rhuanLv5

para EXP

Doggonetree
DoggonetreeLv3

Really is hilarious. But I think it’s the attorney’s job to make sure the specific words are said for record. The witness had to say daughters, who died, and whether it was a man or woman. Implying thugs don’t work. Just a guess.

Okamikuro1
Okamikuro1Lv11

jajaja xD

Bealex
BealexLv12

Hmm

Garvitz
GarvitzLv1

Hi jeewantha, apna number do na!

Garvitz
GarvitzLv1

Hi jeewantha, apna number do na!

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Pkbwgsc
PkbwgscLv4

The issue with names here... Is that qidian's translator didn't go through any of the previous chapters. None. Which means the only ones to read prior to this, are fan translations that have always been consistent. This is not consistent. By changing the names you are leaving every reader to guess and piece together which names got changed to what, why certain names got changed in the way they did (ah qi to seven. You left out half the name. But Su Clan's seven every single instance instead is so much better, right?) and the fact that you also changed the names of all the stages of cultivation. Essentially, I can't help but feel the people who made these decisions only did it to 'individualize' this trans from fan ones. That is pathetic reason that only serves to confuse readers. Not a single damn was given about continuity, ease of transition for readers since qidian's full time translators will outpace fan ones that are doing it running only on generous donations AND Qidian did not bother translating any of the previous chapters so new readers could go and start from scratch to actually not be forced to google unofficial translations threatened with legal action. Hm. So... What I'm getting from this is Qidian WANTS us to read unofficial translations instead of their own more contrived, and due to internal company political issues, lesser quality translations. Either go back and have a separate, smaller team make up the gap between chapter 1 and 138, or change your terminology to be more familiar to the reader while there are still less than 50 chapters to edit. That would be the proper way to do this, and despite all past actions I have hope for a good solution that I contributed to or a better one I didn't think of.

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