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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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3124 Chs

Three consecutive dreams

Editor: Kurisu

"Shitou, you're also an idiot! Confucius did not 'said' that! If you keep 'said' these wrong things, you'll be tied up and beaten, very painful!"

The native with a gentle look had an embarrassed expression on his face as he said, "Eh? Confucius not 'said' that?"

"Nope~ Confucius never 'said' that!" another native called out.

The corner of Sima Jiang's mouth twitched. He didn't know from where to start to ridicule the dialogue between these natives.

Am I really on an island of natives? The natives aren't only quoting Confucius' sentences, but they are also blabbering about palms getting hit, getting hung up and beaten, pain, and so on things.

Overall, it feels as though I ended up in the wrong play!

"Cough, hello. Excuse me, can you tell me where this place is?" Sima Jiang asked slowly.