Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
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Editor: Kurisu
Song Shuhang had become rather averse to eyeballs. Although he had gotten quite used to changing his left eye with that of the Sage's, he still had some psychological trauma regarding all kinds of pretty eyes.
And it was for no other reason than having been attacked so many times.
After all, the big-eyed planet would always look for any opportunity to attack him. Having to live while knowing that such an enemy constantly wanted to harm you was by no means easy, you know?
There was also the Scholarly Sage, who would appear in his dreams as if he were a nightmare, explaining to him his knowledge of the third eye on his forehead, his innate double pupils, and even his plan on researching spider eyes.
In addition, he had even been attacked by an eyeball-shaped 'deity' that was as powerful as a Ninth Stage cultivator.
These were only the big shots—in fact, there were numerous much smaller figures who had similar characteristics that attacked him as well.