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malibanga
malibangaLv17yr
2017-10-20 20:29

MC gets accidentally added into group chat. Some chapters later. Random Daoist 1: I found a new recipe Random Daoist 2, 3, 4: Really? Random Daoist 1 Proceeds to explain. MC: Wut... These guys are ******** chunnis Some chapters later... Random Daoist 2: It works! MC: Wut? Random Daoist 3: It works! MC decided to try... Some chapters later... MC: Cultivation is real?!

Cultivation Chat Group

Legend of the Paladin
4.6
3101 Chs

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pathfinder
pathfinderLv5

lol

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littlemist
littlemistLv5

Don't forget he used an induction cooker and hot pot to make the elixir... X'D

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Wolfy_Fenri
Wolfy_FenriLv6

Modern Era

littlemist:Don't forget he used an induction cooker and hot pot to make the elixir... X'D
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TrivialMatterz
TrivialMatterzLv14

Lol

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Kulops
KulopsLv5

Sounds fun!

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OEE
OEELv13

seems legit :)

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Shyboy
ShyboyLv4

This novel is awesome.

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PureSea
PureSeaLv10

And he was panicking before, worried about them consuming weird things. In the end he tried it himself hahaha

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DantalianNote
DantalianNoteLv14

Hahaha!!!

7yr
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Bierno
BiernoLv14

oh **** I need to start reading this novel XD

7yr
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AzureMatt
AzureMattLv11

So true, you basically summed up the first few chapters xD

6yr
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Vikranth
VikranthLv4

To be fair, even the other cultivators started swearing when they heard that he made the medicine with a hot pot and an induction stove.

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Aled
AledLv4

I catch up again!! *despair*

6yr
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Aled
AledLv4

I catch up again!! *despair*

6yr
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kou_hakusei
kou_hakuseiLv13

Sounds about right, lol.

6yr
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Chunchunmaru_sama
Chunchunmaru_samaLv6

Hmm gonna read.iyt

6yr
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Chunchunmaru_sama
Chunchunmaru_samaLv6

It.....

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devilboybk
devilboybkLv14

Lol

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Prid
PridLv6

From ordinary to crazy!

6yr
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SevenRerolls
SevenRerollsLv3

God, this is hilarious. 😂

6yr
10
Other Reviews
Jlix19
Jlix19Lv5

A really funny novel with funny mc and characters. So many misunderstandings that you will laugh so much that will hurt your stomach. Slow-ass-- Slow-paced novel because author is too focused on the novel comedy. +1 support for GodBrandy's translation.

7yr

Nre
NreLv4

This is a good story, but please update the previous chapters it's really sad that qidian has started it from chapter 138 😒 .

7yr
JSJJ
JSJJLv12

Another favorite joins Qidian! 140 characters eh? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! TTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ─── ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ─── ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

7yr
thestatsguy
thestatsguyLv11

Website : qidian china Views : 9.71 million Rating : 8.7(2165) Chapters : 1717 Status : ongoing rank : 5 Word count : 5.15 million author rank : great

6yr
Pkbwgsc
PkbwgscLv4

The issue with names here... Is that qidian's translator didn't go through any of the previous chapters. None. Which means the only ones to read prior to this, are fan translations that have always been consistent. This is not consistent. By changing the names you are leaving every reader to guess and piece together which names got changed to what, why certain names got changed in the way they did (ah qi to seven. You left out half the name. But Su Clan's seven every single instance instead is so much better, right?) and the fact that you also changed the names of all the stages of cultivation. Essentially, I can't help but feel the people who made these decisions only did it to 'individualize' this trans from fan ones. That is pathetic reason that only serves to confuse readers. Not a single damn was given about continuity, ease of transition for readers since qidian's full time translators will outpace fan ones that are doing it running only on generous donations AND Qidian did not bother translating any of the previous chapters so new readers could go and start from scratch to actually not be forced to google unofficial translations threatened with legal action. Hm. So... What I'm getting from this is Qidian WANTS us to read unofficial translations instead of their own more contrived, and due to internal company political issues, lesser quality translations. Either go back and have a separate, smaller team make up the gap between chapter 1 and 138, or change your terminology to be more familiar to the reader while there are still less than 50 chapters to edit. That would be the proper way to do this, and despite all past actions I have hope for a good solution that I contributed to or a better one I didn't think of.

7yr
TouchMeDaddy
TouchMeDaddyLv5

Ok qidian,get your game together. You literally copied 20+ chapters from another site and still failed to label them properly.... Your chapter 21 is actually chapter 158...its a good novel though

7yr
daoistkali
daoistkaliLv1

Really incredible novel. This tops off the most of xianxia novels because of comedy, uniqueness, and the style. From a ****** mistake to a hilarious continuation throughout the story, surely, this is a must read for readers who are sick and tired of cliches!

7yr
NO_to_Premium
NO_to_PremiumLv14

The story ia unique but due to the fact that it has becone a premium novel, i have no choice to remove this from my library and force myself to forget about the countless hours that i have wasted to read this novel only for it to move behind a paywall.

6yr
AdamBlade
AdamBladeLv5

i read this novel somewhere before . it was really fun for the 140 chapters that i read. nice mix of comedy and action . the story takes place in modern era with cultivation elements much like the red packet server novel. characters are not many and so far no useless characters seen. also the author uses the comedy due to misunderstanding and age gab a lot which i really like :p

7yr
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