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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Shuhang, why are you bending over your waist?

Editor: Kurisu

After finishing her sentence, Lady Onion jumped high in the sky and fiercely knelt on the ground, almost hugging the ground, "Immortal, please forgive this small monster. Just now, this small monster was only joking. The small monster surrenders!"

"..." Song Shuhang had lightning crackling on his hand as he gazed at the onion spirit kneeling on the ground, his expression stiff. "Are you surrendering?"

"I’m telling the truth, I’m surrendering!" the onion spirit replied.

Song Shuhang recovered from his stiffness and recalled scenes from movies—for example, after being defeated by the main character, the villain would kneel on the ground and beg for mercy. But in truth, he was preparing a big move. The soft-hearted main character would think of accepting the villain’s surrender, but just at that time, the villain would evilly smile and launch his big move...