One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
Pavilion Master Chu was the fairy he knew best, and he held the "Guide to Chu Wei's Solitary State + Correspondence Formula."
On the other hand, Sister White Dragon understood him the most. Because of this, she could understand him without needing much explanation.
However, Immortal Fairy White Bones was the most challenging to deal with. The best way to handle her was to fight. After getting tired, they could sit down and have a proper conversation.
The problem was, he really didn't have the strength to fight Bai Gu right now.
Therefore, he had to use exceptional language skills to persuade her.
On the other side, Immortal Fairy White Bones' "bone fragment incarnation" lightly tossed the sledgehammer in her hand. "Brother Song, you're wrong. How can a hammer be barbaric? This is the content of the speech you personally gave me... Besides, I'm very good at it."
"I took the wrong script back then," the illusory figure replied.