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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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How come I can’t cut this green onion?

Editor: Kurisu

When Song Shuhang left to buy the kitchen knife, Mama Song jogged till the entrance and shouted to Song Shuhang who was downstairs, "Shuhang, buy a bottle of soy sauce while you’re at it. The bottle we had at home is almost finished!"

"Sure, no problem," replied Song Shuhang as he waved his hand.

"And be careful on the road," Mama Song added before shutting the door.

And once Song Shuhang was far away...

On the cupboard, a tender green onion popped out from behind a box!

"Hmph, foolish human! Did you really think you had me under control? Ridiculous! After all, I’m a powerful monster that has cultivated for 300 years! Unexpectedly, he even dared to threaten me!" the onion spirit said proudly.

The green onion that Song Shuhang took with him was a very ordinary green onion.