One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark: "You don't have to worry about me. I can still revive three times."
Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "There's no need to panic. In fact, when I asked for a leave this time, I conducted a collective divination for the people in the group!"
When Northern River's Loose Cultivator saw these words, his face immediately changed. "No need to panic? Divination? Was it good fortune?"
"No... It was a big omen," Immortal Master Copper Trigram calmly said. "I feel rather conscientious today. So, do you feel relieved?"
Fairy Dongfang Six: "Supreme Demon Lord! Immortal Master, did you just admit that you're a shady fortune teller? This isn't the Copper Trigram I know!"
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Did you divine with your feet?"