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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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The largest obsession in the world

Daddy Turtle stared at Shuhang with his large eyes, seething with fury.

I've seen arrogance before, but never this much!

"No, wait, I didn't get to finish my sentence. That's not what I meant!" Song Shuhang, who was inside the immortal boat, loudly defended himself. "I just wanted to say that if you don't twist my head, you're a coward."

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword shook with laughter and said, "It would have been better if you hadn't explained yourself."

His taunting skills were already fully in play.

Sister White Dragon smiled and explained, "His brain and body have been separated, so he speaks without thinking."

"Dad, get him! Get him!" cried the female giant turtle of disaster.

"Hehehe, as expected of the first Sage in a thousand years, you really are something," Daddy Turtle said solemnly. Afterward, he rubbed his front claws quickly, "Secret Technique: Myriad Threads Head-Twisting Spell!"