Humm, i find myself in a predictment, i dont know where i am, and thats....curious, but in another unrelated note....IS THAT A 14 FEET TALL GORILA?! - - - - Disclaimer: I do not own any material or characters other than my own. If you are the artist of the cape and dont want me to use it please to contact me. Hey guys, hope you all doing well, this is gonna be my first novel, so be free to give me your suggestions and add this to your library, but no bad hate, or i will be sad ;). Anyway, hope you enjoy it Bye!
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*Ape's distant shout*
...urgn, "Five more minutes..." I mumbled while turning sideways.
*Multi bird's calls/singing*
*Groan*, urgh....wha-...the hell?" Is this....grass?
Why am I laying down on the grass?
Last I remembered I was laying in the comfiness of my royal bed...
Hold, "What.The.Fuck." I gaped at the scenery upon my eyes.
Is this... the amazon?
Green until the end of my sight, leaves of yellow, red, orange, and purple forming a thin blanket here and there. Trees so large that it would require a dozen of men to hug it, with no top at sight either, and...are those purple-eyed monkeys swinging from vine to vine?
"I-Where-"...Did someone kidnap me?
"...wtf-" Huh?
As I was contemplating(totally not panicking) how my average ass...
Name's Arthur Murlin(although no one asked...)
...ended up in this god-forsaken forest; a rustling behind the dark green bushes broke me out of my stupor.
*Rustle* "*Gulp*...w-what is it now?" I asked, jumping at my feet and taking a step back.
"kyu?" Oh....a dark silver hare, I think? It's bigger than normal. Then again, I never saw a lot of hares back in the city.
"*Sigh* For a second I thought the pink panther was going to make his debut" I let out a relieved sigh.
Humm, curious. You don't see wild ones in my home region...
"Err, come here boy" I called it, kneeling awkwardly in the rough grass.
"Kyu!" Wow, it, it came to me. Strange, they're usually of shy nature.
Picking him up and leveling him up to my eyes, while back at my feet, my mind started to wonder out loud, "So, buddy, can you tell me where we are?" I started to interrogate the ball of fluffiness.
"?" I-It noded? Does it understand me?
"No, I must have imagined, how can a cute, fat bun- "Kyuh!!" "Ouch!" Bastard! He bit me.
Wait...D-Does he really understands me?
"Hey little guy, c-can you understand me?" I asked apprehensively.
This better be a joke, or else I'm starting to go bananas...that, or someone in the supposed kidnapping squad tossed me like a skipping stone in water, and I ended up hitting my head too hard.
That would explain why I felt like a full can of corn was thrown at me...
The animal yelped, "Ku Kyu!" H-Holy, it nodded to me.
My eyes darkened, "Okay, buddy. Here's the thing. I better had hit my head really hard, or else...I'm going to sell you to the nearest circus" I stated seriously.
He may be worth some good money. Granted that the Circus isn't using animals for their shows any longer, but still...
"Ouch! Okay, okay, I was just joking, sheesh, sentimental one aren't you?" I scratched behind his ear. Heh, like that, don't you?
Stopping to think, he should be kinda heavy, I mean, he's quite a fa-Yes, he's quite a big-boned specimen. So why don't I feel tired out from holding him for so long?
Not to be self-disintegrating, but I always was a bit of a scranny guy...
Wait a minute.
I put the little flurry on the ground for a moment to look at my body.
"T-This, this isn't my body!" I was full of muscles with the infamous 8 packed abdomen!
"Damm, am ripped!" Touching my body all over-no homo-and doing poses for a little, I realized I was taller as well. Before I was 5'8 feet tall, now I was at least 6 feet, I could just feel it...
"Alright, this is freaky like Trump on Mexican Tacos" I whispered, stunned by this turn of events.
Did they kidnap me and transformed me into a ripped-off Captain America?! But why me? I was a nobody, an otaku salesman that didn't do anything besides sleeping, working, watching anime, series, and sleeping.
Did I also mention sleeping? Yeah. Love that thing...
Alright, first things first. I need to find someone, preferably one that doesn't want to sell my kidneys.
"Yosh! Out we g-Huh?" I stopped walking for a second.
"You want to go with me, buddy?" Looking behind me, I noticed the big furry running toward me and using the....legendary puppy eyes?
How did he do that?
"Okay, now you are just playing dirty" Picking up again in my arms and continuing to walk, I started to wonder.
My family is probably worried about me by now.
We lived together, as I was only 24 and had recently graduated from university, so we shared the house costs, but now that I wasn't there, they ought to worry and search for me.
"Sigh", Sorry mom, dad, and Dough, my loyal pug friend; for worrying you guys, but I promise I will see this through...hopefully.
On another note, this is a pickle.
On one hand, I love this new body. Like really, screw Chris Hemsworth and his thunder body, mine is the real cake deal, like buy one, get pure perfection adonis kinda muscles.
Really milking my own goldies here...
But, in another hand, I'm anxious to know the true purpose of this power-up.
Was I supposed to be part of a super-secret governmental squad made up of others Steve Rogers soldiers, or was I a unique accident?
...Hopefully, it didn't come at the cost of having some of my neurons fried.
I read somewhere that the operation elevated the victim's emotions, that's why they choose little Rogers, for his sense of patriotism and fairness.
That, and maybe because adding muscles to muscles isn't a good idea...
All speculation, of course. Just to be sure I won't rip someone's spine when I don't like said person bumping his arm in me...
*Shudder* Yeah, let's be sure of that before going to civilization.
"It's all cool. I just to find a village or something. Yes. All is fin-*ROAR!!!*" A Deafening call echoed around the forest, sending a shiver down my spine, "W-What the hell was that?!"
Fuck, why can't it be another of your cute neighbor Bugs Bunny?!"
Hiding behind a tree with bushes, I watched with bated breath, for anything dangerous to pass by.
The ground vibrated, "Please just go away, I have enough troubles drilling my head already" I whispered agitatedly.
I started to listen to loud noises, of what seemed to be something big, crushing into the ground.
"ROAR!" Again that deafening angry call!
What now, Jurassic park?!
"Fuck, not like this" I begin to pray to Jesus, or whatever divine dude laughing at me right now, to wake me from whatever action, sci-fi bullshit movie this was.
"Screw this shit! I'm ou-!" As I started to stand up and try to run -to which point Barry Allen himself, would want to rethink his opening dialogue- something stopped me.
In the corner of my eyes, two black behemoths began to charge toward each other, just to stop and turn towards me and my fellow companion.
Who, at the moment, knew. Just like me, that we-but more specifically yours truly- fucked up.
I glanced at the clear sky.
"Fuck you, Murphy..." I whispered harshly.
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[Unknown POV]
Another soul, another day...
Not that matters. Time, for me, is meaningless after all...
For this is my duty; to maintain the balance.
One in which I decide the destiny of those that are no longer among the living ones!
"..."
But...it's still exhausting and repetitive, nonetheless...
Oh! That reminds me!
That one soul that was murdered in his sleep. He had good karma on him, right?
"Umu. He had done well in his previous life" I nodded, seeing his whole life story through my eyes.
Still, why was he so adamant about going into that world, where only dangers awaiting him.
Humm, so is it courage or stupidity?
Frankly, I will never understand why they choose to always gain more strength. To be free?
I'm one of the strongest beings in the existence.
But at this point, it really doesn't really matter.
Except....maybe that 'snake'...
Humm, yes, he can put that whole plane in danger. Maybe, I should help him a bit, just a direction...
"I wonder how he's doing, he seemed.....capable enough?" I muttered unsurely.
I sat in a chair in the middle of a void and, at the same time, a mix of colors room.
Slumping in my seat, another sigh found its way up my nostril...
I was uncertain of the boy's character, and his crazy choice.
Sure, I gave him some useful tools to survive.
In spite of that, it was still a dangerous place, full of betrayals and schemes...a rudimentary place really.
"Guess it could be worse..." Being sent to one of those cultivation worlds, for example.
*Shudder* The number of face-slaps I had to give back in my days was...something else.
They didn't seem to have an end too, just like cockroaches; spawning one after another, no matter how many times I squashed them...
I frowned in disgust, "Well, just to be sure, I'm gonna send him a message that should help him begin his journey. After all, he just awoke, how bad can it be...." I finally freed myself from my thoughts. Thus generously sensing him a message.
"All in a day's work!" I stretched my back.
[Third POV]
And so, the powerful and 'generous' being, unaware of Art's incoming brown pants disaster, elegantly disappeared in a multitude of colors...