best blonde joke stories

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Meet Bella Winters. She's seventeen years old with little confidence and controlled daily by her anxiety. Bella wants to remain hidden in school but ends up gaining the attention from the school's popular bully and the school's heart throb, Brody Baxter. A heartwarming tale where Bella Winters endures heartbreak that sends her on a discovery of self love and confidence.

What if you’ve made a safe, easy life for yourself but your dangerous past has caught up with you? Mallory Sage, a former investigator with Homeland Security, has a home she loves, friends and is very important in the local volunteer fire company. Her life is secure and she is liked by everyone around her. When she discovers a bomb at her firehouse she realizes her past is about to make a reappearance. What if you had a second chance to fix the biggest mistake of your life? Trey McCrane, currently with Homeland Security, let the only woman he ever loved and the best partner he had, leave him. He never knew why and angry with her, he never followed her. But now he needs her for a case, the last case they did together that has now be reopened. The case that he feels tore them apart. Can he get her to believe he is a forever kind of guy? Blonde Demolition is created by Chris Redding, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Synopsis:"Qi is not magic; it’s a variable. The soul is not a myth; it’s the operating system." Alex, a senior software engineer from Boston, woke up in the body of a "foreign barbarian" with a low-grade spirit root. In a world where immortality is governed by ancient, cryptic laws and "enlightenment" is purely mystical, Alex sees only a messy, unoptimized codebase. While other disciples pray for a breakthrough, Alex is busy calculating the 6:1 resonance frequency between his heartbeat and breath. While they waste 90% of their energy in flashy moves, Alex is refining his "Qi-Needle" with a 400% compression ratio for a surgical strike. In the eyes of the cultivators, he is a blonde anomaly with a "trash root." In Alex's eyes, the Heavens are just waiting for a developer to rewrite the source code.

"Misfit?.... What crappy Mark is this?" Kevin keeps complaining to the Eclipse System as he falls from the sky. His cozy apartment becomes open sky as he enters the Portal. "Am I going to die as soon as I enter the Portal, and become Moonchild?" I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Atala, pemuda yang nakal namun pintar menjadi murid terfamous ke 2 setelah Riyan. Riyan sang ketua OSIS yang sangat taat pada aturan-aturan, Riyan suka sekali menghukum Atala... ... karena dirinya menyukai sosok pria dengan wajah tampan bercampur cantik itu, makanya Riyan suka jahilin Atala. akankah kisah mereka berujung bahagia atau sedih? aku pun nda tau, hehehe

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young researcher who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"