best dad joke stories

A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

A classic dad joke story is when a dad says, 'What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.' It's a really simple and well - known one. Another is, 'Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up.'

Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'

Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'

Maybe his dad gives a small smile and a nod. He could be a bit reserved in his reactions but still show that he appreciates Adrien's attempt at humor. He might say something like 'That was quite clever, Adrien.'

Maybe the joke is 'Why is Hawkmoth always so stressed? Because he has too many akumas to manage!'.

Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'

Most of them play on words, like homophones or double meanings. A joke such as 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' Here, 'put down' has two meanings - physically putting the book down and being able to stop reading it, which creates the humor.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Well, the dad jokes in these novels add a certain kind of light - heartedness. They're simple and often corny, which gives a break from the usually serious or complex nature of fantasy. For example, in a regular fantasy novel, you might have epic battles and complex magic systems. But in a dad joke fantasy novel, there could be a character who makes a really bad pun right in the middle of a battle, like 'I'm so sharp, I could cut through this dragon's ego with my wit!'.