Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Well, I have a good joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' And also, there's this joke. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. They work better.
Online platforms are also a great source. Websites such as Reddit have dedicated sections for jokes where people share their best joke stories. Additionally, some comedy blogs are really good at collecting and presenting funny joke stories from all over. You can also check out YouTube channels that focus on telling jokes. They often have some of the best joke stories presented in an entertaining way.
Here's an Irish joke. Paddy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in me eye when I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.' Another story could be about an Irish leprechaun who was always up to mischief in the village. He would move things around and make the villagers think they were going crazy. One day, a young lad caught him in the act and they became friends, and the leprechaun started using his magic for good, like making the crops grow better.
Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. And here's a third: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here is one. A parrot was in a pet store and it kept saying, 'I'm a tough guy!' A little boy came in and said, 'Are you really?' The parrot replied, 'You bet! I've been in more fights than you've had hot dinners!' The boy laughed and said, 'But you're just a parrot in a cage.' The parrot quickly said, 'Well, I could still take you on!'
Here's one. An Irishman walks out of a bar. Yes, that's the whole joke. It plays on the expectation that there should be more to the story but the simplicity of it is the humor.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.