What are the best blonde joke stories you know?
A blonde was driving and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of a field. She stopped and shouted 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!'.
There was a blonde who got a job at a pizza place. The boss told her to cut the pizza into six slices. She said 'Oh, that's easy, I can do it in eight!'
Best Blonde Joke Stories: Share some of the funniest ones
Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'
What are the best christmas joke stories you know?
Another great Christmas joke story is that Santa was checking his list twice as usual. He came across a name that made him scratch his head. It was 'Olive'. He said, 'Olive? All I want for Christmas is not another Olive!' It's a play on the song 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' and the unexpected name 'Olive'.
What are the best funny joke stories you know?
One funny joke story is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's funny because snails are known for being slow, and the idea of things happening too fast for a snail is a comical contrast.
What are Some of the Best Irish Joke Stories You Know?
There's a classic Irish joke. Mick and Pat are out fishing. Mick says, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in six months.' Pat says, 'Think about it carefully, Mick. Women like that are hard to find.'
Can you share some funny blonde joke stories?
A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'
What are some typical funny blonde joke stories about?
Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.
Tell me some of the best clean joke stories you know.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
What are the funniest English joke short stories you know?
There's this joke. A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry stuck up his bum. Doctor says, 'I've got some cream for that.' It's a simple yet funny play on words with 'cream' being a solution for a strange situation.
What are the funniest joke about telling stories you know?
Well, there's a storyteller who is known for getting all the details wrong. He once told a story about a king. He said, 'The king had a crown made of bananas and rode a horse that was really a big dog.' Everyone just laughed because his stories were so absurd. He didn't care though, he said, 'As long as you remember my story, it's a good story.'
What are the characteristics of best joke stories?
Most of them play on words, like homophones or double meanings. A joke such as 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' Here, 'put down' has two meanings - physically putting the book down and being able to stop reading it, which creates the humor.