christmas joke stories

Another one. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple! Well, it's a play on words as 'pine' is in both. Christmas is all about having fun with language like this in these joke stories.

Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Another great Christmas joke story is that Santa was checking his list twice as usual. He came across a name that made him scratch his head. It was 'Olive'. He said, 'Olive? All I want for Christmas is not another Olive!' It's a play on the song 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' and the unexpected name 'Olive'.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho - ho - hoe! This joke is a play on the word 'hoe' and Santa's famous 'ho - ho - ho' laugh. Gardens need to be hoed, and by saying Santa has three gardens so he can 'ho - ho - hoe', it creates a humorous connection between Santa and gardening in a really unexpected way. It always makes kids (and adults too) giggle when they hear it during Christmas time.

Sure. Here's one: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! This is a great play on words as it combines the religious figure Adam with the eve of Christmas. It's a short and sweet joke that can make people chuckle during the Christmas season.

A joke for you. What do you call a snowman with a six - pack? An abdominal snowman! This joke combines the idea of a snowman, which is usually just a big pile of snow, with the concept of a fit person having a six - pack. It's a silly and unexpected combination that makes it humorous.

The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'

Santa Claus was feeling a bit under the weather one Christmas. He went to see his doctor. The doctor said, 'Santa, you have a bad case of the North Pole flu. You need to rest.' Santa replied, 'But doctor, I have so many toys to deliver!' The doctor said, 'Well, if you don't rest, you might end up delivering coughs and sneezes along with the toys!'