Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.
Funny blonde joke stories also often involve blondes misunderstanding language. For instance, a blonde hears someone say 'it's raining cats and dogs' and she looks out the window expecting to see actual cats and dogs falling from the sky. It shows how they take things too literally in these jokes, which is supposed to be the humorous part.
A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'
A blonde was driving and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of a field. She stopped and shouted 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!'.
Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'
Well, there were two gay friends. One of them bought a really ugly shirt. The other friend said, 'Honey, that shirt is so ugly, it must be straight!' It's a quick joke that plays on the idea of the difference between gay and straight aesthetics in a friendly banter way.
There's a joke about a cat. A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the cat at the gate and said, 'You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in a tragic accident and they all went to Heaven. God met the mice at the gate with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we have had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we would not have to run anymore.' God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly, each mouse had a beautiful pair of roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found the cat sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently woke him and asked, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawned and stretched and said, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!' Another animal - related joke is that a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some ChapStick. The cashier says, 'Will you be paying cash or credit?' The duck says, 'Just put it on my bill.'
Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.
Once a blonde was asked what the capital of California was. She said 'C'. It was quite hilarious as she was confusing the abbreviation with the capital city. In fact, Sacramento is the capital. Her simple misunderstanding made for a great funny story.
Well, here is a good one. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.
An elderly woman was given a new pair of shoes with those modern laces that you don't need to tie. She thought they were broken because she didn't see the traditional laces. She tried to return them to the store, explaining that the shoes were defective. The store clerk had to explain how the new laces worked, which made her laugh at her own misunderstanding later.