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Naruto: I Became Sasuke and Now I Just Want to Survive the Fangirls
Dying from a cheap phone charger was not how I expected to go out. Waking up in the body of Uchiha Sasuke was definitely not on my bucket list either.
Now I am stuck in the world of Naruto, trapped inside the body of the most brooding, emotionally constipated, and annoyingly handsome teenager in anime history. I have a system that gives me quests, rewards, and terrible advice. I have a pink-haired fangirl who wants to marry me. I have a blond idiot who screams at me every five seconds. I have a silver-haired teacher who reads inappropriate books in public. And somewhere out there, my psychotic older brother wants to mentally torture me for "character development."
But here is the thing. I know everything about this world. I know the plot. I know the secrets. I know who the real villain is. And I refuse to follow the original script.
No brooding in the rain. No dramatic revenge speeches. No letting Orochimaru bite my neck like a vampire with a snake fetish. I am going to break this world with sarcasm, memes, and pure chaotic energy.
The only problem? The system keeps threatening to turn me into Sakura if I fail my missions. And the plot correction forces want to erase me if I reveal too much. Also, Itachi is still terrifying, even when I know the truth.
Follow my journey as I try to survive training sessions, fangirl attacks, useless teammates, and the overwhelming urge to facepalm every time Naruto says "Believe it."
I am not the hero this world wanted. I am the hero this world deserves. A sarcastic, system-wielding, chaos-creating Uchiha who just wants to go home before the Fourth Great Ninja War starts.
Too bad the system has other plans.
Warning: This novel contains extreme sarcasm, system abuse, plot destruction, and a protagonist who will not take anything seriously until someone tries to kill him. Read at your own risk.