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Can you share some funny blonde joke stories?

2024-12-10 14:32
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2024-12-10 15:52

A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'

What are some typical funny blonde joke stories about?

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2024-12-11 14:52

Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.

Can you share some joke funny stories?

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2024-11-24 17:17

There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.

Can you share some funny joke stories?

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2024-11-20 16:19

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some funny joke stories?

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2024-11-10 05:39

Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'

Can you share some funny blonde moments stories?

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2024-10-29 13:01

Sure. One story is about a blonde who was trying to open the door with her car keys. She tried for several minutes until someone pointed out she was using the wrong keys. Another one is a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.

Best Blonde Joke Stories: Share some of the funniest ones

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2024-11-25 16:12

Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'

Can you share some funny rude joke stories?

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2024-12-15 17:22

Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.

Can you share some funny short joke stories?

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2024-12-15 02:14

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some Khmer funny joke stories?

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2024-12-03 17:19

In a Khmer town, there was a barber. One day, a customer came in with a really long beard. The barber said, 'Sir, your beard is so long it could be a nest for birds!' The customer replied, 'Well, at least they will be safe from your scissors!' And they both had a good laugh.

Can you share some funny Scottish joke stories?

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2024-12-03 13:54

Sure! Here's one. A Scotsman goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I've got a pain in my back every time I bend over.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you had it?' The Scotsman replies, 'Only since I bought that new shovel!'

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