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Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

In the 15th year of Lolan’s independence, Luo En transmigrated to this world. But because his system needed six months to load, he had to make use of his own know-how to open a bar in the city and use the bar to familiarize himself with this new universe he was in. But the location of the bar was poor, so the only customer he had was a man named Charles. This man was a very strange one who enjoyed asking Luo En about the country. He would ask about matters concerning the military, the people, and any other topic that would have seemed potentially treasonous. “What sort of person do you think the current king of Lolan is?” “Which side do you think is more likely to win the war between Lolan and Waoh?” “Which of the king’s sons do you think is most suitable to be the next king?” Charles’ questions were always so bold. Luo En was always on the verge of rolling his eyes. As a top student of the 21st century who was well versed in military matters and history, these brainless questions were an insult to his intelligence. But since Charles always spent so much money here, he decided to just answer some of Charles’ questions. “The current king of Lolan is a good king who’s hard to come by. His legacy will definitely go down in history!” “Before him, Lolan was a divided nation where the aristocrats took control of everything, oppressing the people and making their lives difficult. White Horse City and Sunset City were filled with poor and hungry people, even selling their children to make ends meet and eating absolutely anything they could find. It was such a tragedy.” “Thankfully, the current king united the country and gave the people a peaceful and stable environment to live in. At the same time, he set new laws to help the people come out of their post-war poverty…” “So, I think the current king is a truly wise man, a good king who comes once every millennium!” After hearing these words, the king in disguise at the bar felt his heart palpitate. “You know me the best!”

All credit goes to the author and the editors , i am merely a fan and just want to share this awesome story . Introduction: Su Yang was bound to a ‘Slag Shou Redemption System’. Every world he entered as a Slag Shou who has been spurned by the Gong. In order to return home as soon as possible, he began the cautious journey of strategizing to take down the gongs who no longer love him. Later, he discovered that these mission targets who were supposed to have normal attributes were all freaking abnormal! In the face of this rabid bunch of bigshots, Su Yang was forced down the road of ‘You abuse my body, I abuse your heart, after all the abusing is done, I make a run for it’. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This story is also known as: “I say I’m not a slag shou, do you believe me?” “The days of being a scapegoat in different worlds.” “One word out of line will trigger Hell mode.” Tentative Worlds: The President’s Unfaithful Lover The Wángye’s Runaway Fiancée The Crime Lord’s Undercover Boyfriend The Ghost King’s Cold Scholar The Emperor’s Trusted Eunuch The Marshal’s Adopted Omega Son The Lord of the Apocalypse’s Zombie Lover Only available till Arc 3 ............. NOT MY STORY!! JUST UPLOADED FOR FUN !! SUPPORT ORIGINAL TRANSLATORS AND AUTHOR !! TRANSLATOR - https://deepdreamtranlations.home.blog/the-strategy-of-washing-clean-a-slag-shou/#:~:text=Introduction%EF%BC%9A,who%20no%20longer%20love%20him.

Miyu Arashira transmigrates into the Murim world as a sleepy 9-year-old with a system that activates whenever she gets annoyed. One problem: She absolutely hates dirt. Her cleaning skill purifies forbidden zones. Her sleepwalking destroys sects. Her creation skill turns manga techniques into god-tier arts. Her upgrade skill converts trash into divine weapons. After accidentally falling into the weakest sect, they immediately worship her as their Supreme Ancestor. Miyu just wants a clean bed. But the Murim world thinks she’s a celestial being who can erase heavens when irritated. Thus begins the rise of a tiny, lazy, OP loli who terrifies immortals… without even knowing why.

Vyswe’eyaga’s life was meant to follow a simple path: graduation from the Akademiya, a place among the Wardens Association, and the promise of a future filled with stability and recognition. Everything she had worked toward seemed within reach. But when disaster strikes without warning, that future is torn away. Preserved by measures beyond her understanding, she awakens in a world far removed from her own—alone, uncertain, and forced to begin again.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Kazuki Tanaka, a 23-year-old obsessive clean freak, dies after slipping on a soap bar in his pristine bathroom. Upon awakening, he finds himself summoned to a medieval fantasy world known for war, plague, and most of all — filth. Magic exists, but only destructive spells are valued. That is... until Kazuki discovers his unique "Sanitation Magic" — the power to clean anything, from physical dirt to curses and corruption. With his enchanted mop and a divine disinfectant spell, he becomes the world's most feared purifier. Armed with a modern mind and an OCD-level obsession for hygiene, Kazuki sets out to cleanse not only grime but the rotten hearts of tyrants, monsters, and a continent drowning in chaos. Who needs fireballs when you have bleach bombs and sterilizing fields? Join him on a squeaky-clean rampage in a filthy, magic-infested world!

"Misfit?.... What crappy Mark is this?" Kevin keeps complaining to the Eclipse System as he falls from the sky. His cozy apartment becomes open sky as he enters the Portal. "Am I going to die as soon as I enter the Portal, and become Moonchild?" I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young researcher who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)