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funny bathroom accident stories

funny bathroom accident stories

Accident Prone

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"
Urban
505 Chs
MARIÉE PAR ACCIDENT À UN MILLIARDAIRE FOU

MARIÉE PAR ACCIDENT À UN MILLIARDAIRE FOU

#CONTENUADULTE #ÉROTISME #SIGNEDALERME #INFANTILE Lisez les 10 premiers chapitres. Je vous mets au défi de ne pas tomber amoureux. --- Tout le monde dans la vie de Penny Willard avait une chose à dire : "Tu n'es pas assez bien." Son ex ? "La graisse repousse les gens, en plus tu es laide, pourquoi pensais-tu que je voudrais de toi ?" Sa sœur ? "Regarde-moi, Penny. Bien sûr que Chris m'a choisie. Je suis tout ce que tu n'es pas." Sa propre mère ? "J'aurais préféré que tu ne sois jamais née." Son beau-père ? "Tu es une erreur. Une tache sur cette famille." Les domestiques chuchotaient derrière les portes closes... "Elle n'est que le produit d'un viol qui a ruiné la vie de sa mère." Mais ensuite il est apparu. Le fou. Le monstre. Celui que tout le monde craignait. Et il l'a appelée Pingouin. Son Pingouin. Sa vie. Sa raison d'être. Son obsession. --- Le jour où Penny pensait avoir enfin trouvé l'amour, elle a découvert que son fiancé, Chris Adkins, était déjà marié... à sa petite sœur, Ariana. Avant qu'elle puisse digérer cette trahison, une autre bombe est tombée. Elle était déjà mariée. À un homme qu'elle n'avait jamais rencontré auparavant... Un homme caché du monde... Un homme si dangereux qu'ils ont effacé son existence de tous les registres... Osvaldo Adkins. La bête en cage dans le penthouse. Instable, froid et dangereusement séduisant. Et absolument, follement obsédé par sa nouvelle épouse. Ce qui a commencé comme une trahison s'est transformé en amour. Penny en avait assez de pleurer sur son stupide ex. Elle était prête à recommencer et à leur faire ravaler leurs paroles. Elle n'est plus la fille potelée et maladroite que tout le monde harcelait. Elle est le génie anonyme derrière des découvertes qui ébranlent le monde. Une scientifique prodige. Un médecin. La femme sur qui tout le monde compte secrètement. Et maintenant ? Elle veut se venger. Elle fera étouffer Ariana avec ses mensonges. Elle fera souhaiter à Chris de n'être jamais né. Et elle mettra le monde à feu, avec un fou qui vénère le sol sur lequel elle marche. --- Qui a dit que la fille ronde ne peut pas être une fantasme ? Qui a dit que la fille terne ne peut pas être l'héroïne de l'histoire ? Regardez-la s'élever, tomber amoureuse, et brûler tous les ponts qui l'ont retenue. --- Ce n'est pas une histoire d'amour ordinaire. C'est chaud. C'est désordonné. Et ça va vous ruiner. Au moment où vous pensez avoir tout compris, d'autres rebondissements se dévoileront qui vous détruiront. Notre personnage masculin est plein de signaux d'alarme, possessif, n'hésite pas à tuer ceux qui blessent son Pingouin. Il l'a fait d'innombrables fois et adore sa petite Pingouin de tout son être. Ce roman est rempli de scènes très érotiques. Préparez-vous, et soyez prêts pour un voyage plein d'aventures.
Urbain
280 Chs
Tell me some funny bathroom accident stories.
My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.
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2024-11-05 13:41
Can you share some more funny bathroom accident stories?
Well, there was this time when a neighbor's kid was using the bathroom. He got so distracted by a bug on the wall that he forgot what he was doing. Next thing you know, he tried to stand up and his pants were still around his ankles. He tripped and fell face - first onto the bathmat. It was really funny but his mom had to calm him down.
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2024-11-05 17:22
Funny Police Bathroom Stories: What are some funny police bathroom stories?
Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.
3 answers
2024-12-03 21:08
Funny Embarrassing Bathroom - related Stories
I was at a new job and still getting used to the office layout. I thought I was going into an empty meeting room to use my phone privately. But it turned out it was the bathroom. I was just standing there on my phone when someone walked in. I quickly said 'Wrong room!' and scurried out, feeling so stupid.
2 answers
2024-10-29 20:30
Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
3 answers
2024-11-20 18:21
Share some funny bathroom stories from BuzzFeed.
There was this other story where a family had a pet parrot. One day, while someone was in the bathroom, the parrot flew in through the window. The person was so startled that they jumped up, and then there was this hilarious chaos as they tried to shoo the parrot out while still maintaining some privacy. It took a good few minutes before the parrot finally left, and the person was left laughing at the absurdity of it all.
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2024-11-04 13:06
Tell me some funny office bathroom stories.
A colleague of mine went into the office bathroom. He thought he was alone and started singing at the top of his lungs. But then another guy came out of one of the stalls. My colleague was so embarrassed and ran out red - faced.
2 answers
2024-11-24 01:22
Tell me some funny bathroom horror stories.
One time, I was in a public bathroom. As I was using the toilet, I heard a really strange noise coming from the drain. It sounded like something was trying to claw its way up. I got so scared that I quickly finished and ran out. When I told the janitor about it later, he just laughed and said it was probably just an old pipe making noise.
3 answers
2024-11-23 23:50
Can you share some funny bathroom stories?
Once, my cat followed me into the bathroom and jumped into the bathtub while I was filling it up. It was so startled by the running water that it tried to climb out but slipped all over the place. It was hilarious to see it scrambling around with wet fur.
2 answers
2024-10-29 14:48
What are some funny high school bathroom stories?
In my high school bathroom, there was a group of girls who always used to sing really loudly in the stalls. It was like an impromptu concert every day. They would sing all kinds of popular songs and sometimes even make up their own lyrics. Everyone outside the stalls would be listening and laughing.
1 answer
2024-12-14 18:15
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