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Accident Prone

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"
Urban
505 Chs
The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl

The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl

I'm worthless but now priceless -Tan Hua --------- Do you know a reincarnation in modern times with a cliche plot? A super talented woman. Betrayed by best friend. Cheated by her dear fiance. A broken family. Luckily she is spoiled by the cool ML and the gentle second ML. She also got her revenge! Ahhh super cliche, no? But still! Isn't it exciting? A lot of girls fawned over this kind of cliche drama and Tan Hua, a talented young fashion designer is also not an exception. But...will it still be exciting if you one day found out that somehow you have transmigrated into this kind of chinese drama not as the FL or the villainess but as a nameless nobody, a lowly office boy who is actually a girl?! That is what Tan Hua, a 22 years old super rich daughter of a famous fashion designer parents ended up in. From an extremely rich and pampered life into a poor life of commoner. Not only that...Tan Hua also had to live her new life in disguise as a boy! The worst part is that the second male lead-sama the one who fawn over the FL...is going to kill her the moment she just transmigrated in??!! Watch as Tan Hua survived from the black-bellied second male lead-sama scheme being only a normal office boy with no money no power at all, slowly rising to be a world-wide famous fashion designer! But...could someone tell her just why the hell that evil second male lead-sama who was courting the FL before...is now pestering her?? Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed) 2. The CEO's Office Boy Is A Girl (completed) Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (on-going) 2. (Yet to be unlocked) Clue: Quick transmigration Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 for Q&A, cute arts, and fun information! For support: https://www.paypal.me/Zehell2218 If u don't like to read imperfect grammar then this novel might not be your cup of tea so please be prepared.
Urban
340 Chs
MARIÉE PAR ACCIDENT À UN MILLIARDAIRE FOU

MARIÉE PAR ACCIDENT À UN MILLIARDAIRE FOU

#CONTENUADULTE #ÉROTISME #SIGNEDALERME #INFANTILE Lisez les 10 premiers chapitres. Je vous mets au défi de ne pas tomber amoureux. --- Tout le monde dans la vie de Penny Willard avait une chose à dire : "Tu n'es pas assez bien." Son ex ? "La graisse repousse les gens, en plus tu es laide, pourquoi pensais-tu que je voudrais de toi ?" Sa sœur ? "Regarde-moi, Penny. Bien sûr que Chris m'a choisie. Je suis tout ce que tu n'es pas." Sa propre mère ? "J'aurais préféré que tu ne sois jamais née." Son beau-père ? "Tu es une erreur. Une tache sur cette famille." Les domestiques chuchotaient derrière les portes closes... "Elle n'est que le produit d'un viol qui a ruiné la vie de sa mère." Mais ensuite il est apparu. Le fou. Le monstre. Celui que tout le monde craignait. Et il l'a appelée Pingouin. Son Pingouin. Sa vie. Sa raison d'être. Son obsession. --- Le jour où Penny pensait avoir enfin trouvé l'amour, elle a découvert que son fiancé, Chris Adkins, était déjà marié... à sa petite sœur, Ariana. Avant qu'elle puisse digérer cette trahison, une autre bombe est tombée. Elle était déjà mariée. À un homme qu'elle n'avait jamais rencontré auparavant... Un homme caché du monde... Un homme si dangereux qu'ils ont effacé son existence de tous les registres... Osvaldo Adkins. La bête en cage dans le penthouse. Instable, froid et dangereusement séduisant. Et absolument, follement obsédé par sa nouvelle épouse. Ce qui a commencé comme une trahison s'est transformé en amour. Penny en avait assez de pleurer sur son stupide ex. Elle était prête à recommencer et à leur faire ravaler leurs paroles. Elle n'est plus la fille potelée et maladroite que tout le monde harcelait. Elle est le génie anonyme derrière des découvertes qui ébranlent le monde. Une scientifique prodige. Un médecin. La femme sur qui tout le monde compte secrètement. Et maintenant ? Elle veut se venger. Elle fera étouffer Ariana avec ses mensonges. Elle fera souhaiter à Chris de n'être jamais né. Et elle mettra le monde à feu, avec un fou qui vénère le sol sur lequel elle marche. --- Qui a dit que la fille ronde ne peut pas être une fantasme ? Qui a dit que la fille terne ne peut pas être l'héroïne de l'histoire ? Regardez-la s'élever, tomber amoureuse, et brûler tous les ponts qui l'ont retenue. --- Ce n'est pas une histoire d'amour ordinaire. C'est chaud. C'est désordonné. Et ça va vous ruiner. Au moment où vous pensez avoir tout compris, d'autres rebondissements se dévoileront qui vous détruiront. Notre personnage masculin est plein de signaux d'alarme, possessif, n'hésite pas à tuer ceux qui blessent son Pingouin. Il l'a fait d'innombrables fois et adore sa petite Pingouin de tout son être. Ce roman est rempli de scènes très érotiques. Préparez-vous, et soyez prêts pour un voyage plein d'aventures.
Urbain
278 Chs
What are some really hilarious funny office accident stories?
There was this one time when a co - worker was wearing high heels. She was walking really fast to catch up with someone, and she stepped on a loose tile. Her heel got stuck, and she ended up doing a really awkward dance - like movement to try and free it. Another funny accident was when a guy was using a photocopier. He had a long tie on, and it got caught in the copier's rollers. As he tried to pull it out, he accidentally knocked over the entire copier. Then, there was a woman who thought the office microwave was done beeping, but it wasn't. When she opened it, a big puff of steam came out and made her scream in surprise.
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2024-12-02 04:55
Can you share some funny office accident stories?
Sure. One time, a co - worker was so focused on a report that he didn't notice his chair was on wheels. When he leaned back to stretch, he rolled all the way across the office and crashed into a small potted plant. Another story is that a colleague was trying to be fancy and pour coffee while walking. But he tripped over a power cord and ended up spilling coffee all over himself and a stack of important papers. There was also this incident where someone thought the printer was jammed, so they started poking around inside it. Turns out it was just out of paper, and when they inserted the new stack, they accidentally hit the print button multiple times, and hundreds of copies of a single page came out.
3 answers
2024-12-01 07:51
A novel like "The Office of Accident"
There were novels similar to The Office of Accident: 1." Longevity: Starting from Marrying a Demon Witch." Author: Big Wife 2: Return to 1980 as a Matchmaker, Author: Er She 3." Thirty-something, Awakening Daily Settlement Panel." Author: Mid-year Achievement 4." My Cultivation Narration Is Too Serious ", Author: Little Soup Dumplings 5:" What is a Devil?" Author: Don't Eat Scallion 6:" Rebirth 1994, Starting from the Repair of the Bike Shop ", Author: Perfunctory Hope 7:" This Bald Man Is Dangerous ", Author: San Qian Ukiyo 8." I Think You Can't Imagine the Happiness of a Warlock." Author: Observer 233 9:" Delicious Travel Notes Starting from a Bowl of Youyan Rice ", Author: A Bowl of Youyan Rice 10:" Start Hunting in the Northeast Forest Area ", Author: Lin Sou Supervillain's Self-Cultivation, Author: Wuerchong 12:" I'm Digging in Russia ", Author: Long Live Second Brother The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1." Longevity: From the beginning of marrying a demonic witch ": The sage is in court, the sage is wise, and the ministers are wise. A transmigrator originally only wanted to live a miserable life, but he did not expect his wife to be a witch and his brothers to be remnants of evil. All of them wanted to improve too much, and from then on, they embarked on the road of rebellion. This book is also known as " Brothers are too strong "," It's not easy to be a big brother "," Wives want to improve too " 2:" Return to 1980 as a Matchmaker ": Food, Age 3." Thirty-something, Awakening Daily Settlement Panel ": Thirty-year-old, thirty-something-year-old, but also the beginning of middle-aged suffering. This was an age where there were elders, children, and a wife in the middle. If hard work could make one rich, 99% of people at this age would not be poor. The reality was the complete opposite. 99% of people this age were poor, including Su Youwei. Car loans, daily necessities, and social interactions. The pressure of life came like a storm. As the man of the family, as the pillar of the family, he could not bend his waist. He had to withstand the pressure and support the family until he was old... On this day, Su Youwei dragged his tired body home. At midnight, when he couldn't sleep under great pressure, some voices appeared in his mind. At first, he thought it was just an auditory hallucination under great pressure... " Finished eight hours of online car hailing work, salary +423.75, level experience +8, driving skill experience +5..." [Two hours of unloading work completed. Wage +300, Level EXP +2, Constitution EXP +6…] [Level increased from LV1 to LV2!] [Daily settlement reward x2!] Work? Business? Investment? No matter what, a beautiful life was waving at him. Don't bully me when I'm young and poor. Look at my achievements in the middle of the year! 4." My Cultivation Narration Is Too Serious ": Xiao Jingsheng was a steady cultivator. He was willing to manage the medicine garden under the leadership of Dan King. He was a civil servant who worked in three shifts of weeding, watering flowers and opening canals. Until one day, the Pill King died in an accident and entrusted him to take care of his remaining wife and daughter. His immortal cultivation narration began to be wrong… 5." What's a Devil?" One word, reckless! Add a reading list, that day is gone! 6:" Rebirth 1994, Starting from repairing a bicycle shop ": Ye Qiu was reborn in 1994 and became a laid-off worker. With the memories of his later life, his only wish was to earn money. However, he had no capital and could only open a bicycle shop on the street to earn his first bucket of gold... He paid tribute to those who had a hard life. He could not ignore those who had been knocked down just because the entire country was running forward. 7:" This Bald Man Is Dangerous ": There are many people who act tough in front of me, Ye Kun. There are countless people who want to harm my Brother Kun, but their outcome is tragic. They either fall into the mud or get wiped out. Everything can be discussed, but don't say that I, Brother Kun, don't have hair! New Book, Arcane Profession, Seeking Support 8." I'm thinking about the happiness of a warlock. You can't imagine it." In the dark tavern, the whispers of adventurers came. Chen Zhou: " There's no traitor. Let's make some warlock jokes." Drunkard: " Warrior, Priest, Mage, Warlock, team up for an adventure. In the end, warriors use their bravery to win glory, priests use their piety to win the favor of the gods, and mages use their wisdom to win forbidden knowledge." "Where's the warlock?" "The Warlock won the Lady Boss's…" Before he could finish his sentence, the customer was knocked unconscious by the wooden wine glass. The Tigerman adventurer, who looked like a human being in the golden layer of the northeast, retorted fiercely,"Pure slander!" You can't imagine the happiness of a warlock!" He had entered the fantasy steampunk world and was holding a notebook that displayed his personal information. He was clearly a subspecies of the werecats known for their bravery, but he had awakened the origin of magic in the soul-shaking aurora and became a glorious gifted warlock. Faced with the other ninth-circle Spell Casters 'prejudice against Warlocks, Chen Zhou expressed that as long as they were willing to show off, the happiness of Warlocks was unimaginable! 9." A Delicious Travel Guide Starting from a Bowl of Fried Salt Rice ": Chen Qing inherited his grandfather's restaurant after graduating from university. Unfortunately, he had zero talent in food. After inheriting it for a year, he faced bankruptcy because he could not afford all kinds of expenses. With the resignation of the last old employee, Chen Qing knew that the restaurant was powerless and decided to close the store. When he was packing up the hotel, an old notebook fell on his head. He flipped open the cover page to check. It was blank inside. However, a voice came from behind. "Hello, is anyone there? I want to order a portion of Youyan Rice." 10:" Start Hunting in the Northeast Forest Area ": Hunting essay. It's not bad at the moment. There are no obvious negative points. Good books, provisions, recommendations. ………………………… 11:" Supervillain's Self-Cultivation ": One second you were listening to a book, and the next second you found yourself in a book. Li Fu's original plan was to cling to the protagonist's thigh and at least guarantee a lifetime of wealth and glory. In the end, he found out that he was actually the silkpants villain in the book? It also activated the Great Villain System. Every time you killed a protagonist, you would receive a huge reward! Plunder the female lead and supporting actress, and the reward is a critical hit! It felt so good that he couldn't breathe! He had no choice but to kill all the main characters of the good-for-nothing style, rebirth style, transmigration style, farming style, fortuitous encounter style, dragon king style, and expert style! -- The main character would not be careless, would not bet with others, would not be ridiculed, would not hide his strength, and would not have a saintly heart. He was a ruthless person. Every dog that passed by the roadside would be slapped by the protagonist. -- A single chapter was often sealed in a small black room. After plastic surgery from the small black room, it was unknown what would happen. It was hard to say if he would become fat, but he would definitely become ugly. " I Dig in Russia ": Li Wei opened up a choice that was beyond his plan. He could be seen in the vast plains of the lower reaches of the Volga River and the endless Siberian plains. Searching for the ruins of World War II, searching for the remains of ancient creatures in the frozen soil... Digging for treasures in the wasteland is also a form of life. Borscht, Big Leba, Sauna... While working hard and earning money, he had to enjoy life!
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2025-01-18 23:19
Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
3 answers
2024-11-20 18:21
Tell me some funny office misunderstanding stories rather than funny office sex stories.
There was a situation where a new employee thought that 'Casual Friday' meant coming to work in pajamas. So he showed up in his full-on sleepwear. Everyone was really surprised at first, but then they all had a great laugh. He was a bit embarrassed but it became a really funny story in the office.
3 answers
2024-11-18 22:01
Can you share some funny office prank stories instead of funny office sex stories?
Sure. There was a time when a colleague hid all the staplers in the office in the morning. Everyone was so confused when they couldn't find them to staple their important papers. It took them hours to realize it was a prank and finally found all the staplers in a big box under the meeting table. It was really hilarious.
1 answer
2024-11-19 01:07
Are there any funny sex in office stories?
As I mentioned before, sex - related stories in the office are inappropriate, so I don't have any to share.
2 answers
2024-11-14 12:10
Share some funny office horror stories.
In an office, there was a rumor of a 'ghost' in the supply closet. One day, a new employee heard the rumors and decided to check it out. When he opened the door, a whole bunch of old papers and files fell on him. It turned out that the closet was over - stuffed and the door was not properly closed. So every time someone walked by and made a little vibration, things would shift and it sounded like there was something spooky going on inside.
1 answer
2024-11-30 18:26
Tell me some funny bathroom accident stories.
My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.
1 answer
2024-11-05 13:41
Tell me some funny work accident stories.
Once, in an office, a guy was trying to show off his new spinning chair skills. He spun around really fast and ended up crashing into the mini - fridge. Everyone burst out laughing.
3 answers
2024-11-13 03:14
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