funny bathroom stall stories

What's the most important thing upon arriving in an alternate world? Zhao Guang believed that the first issue to address was how to keep oneself warm. More importantly, he needed to get rid of the porcupine that was very interested in him...

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Lin Chen, who works in a restaurant in Northern Europe, suddenly faces a family change and is forced to set up a stall after work to increase his income. Crispy Lao Zhi Rou Jia Mo, appetizing sour and spicy Qiaotou San Nen, fragrant and delicious Sanxian Dou Pi, and instant-hit garlic vermicelli scallops… "Sushi is delicious? Then you haven't tried Chef Lin's zongzi, there's no comparison at all!" "You call this spicy stir-fried seafood? Isn't this just boiled spicy sauce mixed in? Do you know what is called frying, take a look at Chef Lin, that's the art of flame!" "Dude, are you still gnawing bread and drinking oats for breakfast? Go eat Boss Lin's morning tea, you won't repeat the same thing for a month!"

The earth has entered the era of aura recovery, and human beings have started their supernatural awakening! Jiangnan suddenly awakened the strongest stall system. Potion? Detoxification soybeans? Lucky cherries? In short of supply! The world’s top gods, richest men, beautiful school girls, popular anchors, cold goddesses, and peak powers have all come to buy. Jiangnan: “I’m not interested in making billions of dollars! I just want to pit… Uh, my wish is for world peace!” If you like this, please support us through P at reon to read more chapters Pa tre on : https://www.pa tre on.c om/SystemTranslation

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

[Author has put this book on pause to continue edits] Marron Louvel finally quit her soul-crushing job and ordered a fried chicken sandwich to celebrate her funemployment. It came with a Rebirth Card, so as a joke, Marron filled it out. “Sure,” she thought. “Let’s start over as an 22-year old food cart vendor!” She gets isekai’d to Savoria and gets a run-down cart, a Culinary System, and a large talking bear named Mokko. Now Marron gets to upgrade her cart, herself, and her companions while she builds her dream from scratch in the abaonded Meadowbrook Commons Market. Along her culinary journey, Marron discovers cooking isn't just about feeding people's stomachs--it's about feeding their hearts while unapologetically living the life she'd always wanted.

Waking up one day, the apocalypse's Chef God, Yu An, transmigrates into the Beast World as a vicious and ugly female. Not only did she sleep with a top-tier Beastman, but her fertility also skyrocketed, and she became pregnant with three cubs. Bad news: She is about to be exiled while pregnant with cubs. Even worse news: She slept with three, two ran away, and the one left behind—a black serpent—wants to strangle her to death every day! A disastrous start, but fortunately, her Wood Superpower and Chef God Space from her previous life came along with her. Looking at the wailing, hungry Zaizai and her family, who are so poor they live in a cave, Yu An returns to her old profession. She rolls up her sleeves, finds ingredients, and sets up stalls everywhere, planning to give the culinary desert of the Beast World a huge shock! Fried rice conquers taste buds, hot congee warms the heart and stomach, and the aroma of barbecue drifts for a thousand miles... Wherever her food stall appears, Beastmen frantically chase after it! With a successful career, soft and cute Zaizai, and her own growing beauty, powerful Beastmen vie to become her Beast Husband. Unfortunately, her home is already full of many jealous fiends. The Black Serpent Beast Husband demands she take responsibility, the Snow Wolf Beastman she picked up begs for her pity, and when the Zaizai's biological fathers later show up, it's a daily battlefield of rivalry! The domineering White Tiger Beast Husband brings her mountain delicacies she cannot refuse; the sensitive Merfolk Beast Husband will cry little pearls if she doesn't accept his ocean treasures. The legendary Dragon Clan Beastman uses sweet but manipulative words to sow discord, hoping to win her exclusive favor and become the sole 'boss-husband' of the food stall. The Zaizai enjoy the drama and aren't afraid of stirring things up. On the surface, they cheer for their biological fathers, but behind the scenes, they're placing bets on who will win in the end. Zaizai (seemingly innocent but secretly dark version): "It would be best if all five destroy each other. We will be the ones to protect our Female Mother!" The scene becomes utterly chaotic. Yu An, her face dark, brandishes a knife: "If you're going to fight, take it outside! Don't disrupt my business!"

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

# gourmet # entrepreneurship # eight years old # younger sister # business Xu Le transmigrated to a parallel universe into the body of an adorable eight-year-old. Here, there are no delicacies. His parents went abroad, leaving him behind to earn his own keep. His parents said, "Son, it is time you become a man and become financially independent. Make your own money and bring up your younger sister." Xu Le, "I understand, but at least pay off the mortgage before you leave!" Forced by his circumstances, elementary school student Xu Le shouldered a burden that was beyond his age. He begins his life of paying off the mortgage, bringing along his younger sister, Xu Tian, along for the ride. Just then, the "Culinary God" system was awakened. He could get all sorts of prizes if he cooked delicious food for people to try. As such, a food stall started to appear on a busy street. In it was a tiny figure as a cook and a long line of customers.