Tell me some funny bathroom accident stories.
My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.
Tell me some funny office bathroom stories.
A colleague of mine went into the office bathroom. He thought he was alone and started singing at the top of his lungs. But then another guy came out of one of the stalls. My colleague was so embarrassed and ran out red - faced.
Tell me some funny bathroom horror stories.
One time, I was in a public bathroom. As I was using the toilet, I heard a really strange noise coming from the drain. It sounded like something was trying to claw its way up. I got so scared that I quickly finished and ran out. When I told the janitor about it later, he just laughed and said it was probably just an old pipe making noise.
Tell me some funny embarrassing bathroom stories.
Once, I was in a public bathroom. I was in a hurry and didn't notice that the toilet paper roll was empty. When I realized it, I had to shout for help through the door. It was so embarrassing.
Tell me some funny workplace accident stories.
Once, a colleague of mine was so sleepy during a meeting. He nodded off and when he jerked awake, he accidentally knocked over his coffee cup. The coffee spilled all over his papers and lap. Everyone burst into laughter as he frantically tried to clean up the mess.
Tell me some funny work accident stories.
Once, in an office, a guy was trying to show off his new spinning chair skills. He spun around really fast and ended up crashing into the mini - fridge. Everyone burst out laughing.
Tell me some funny freak accident stories.
Once, a man was walking his dog. The dog suddenly saw a squirrel and darted after it. The leash wrapped around the man's legs and he tripped right into a fountain. He came out all wet and the dog just sat there looking at him, as if it was proud of its little 'accident'.
Can you share some more funny bathroom accident stories?
Well, there was this time when a neighbor's kid was using the bathroom. He got so distracted by a bug on the wall that he forgot what he was doing. Next thing you know, he tried to stand up and his pants were still around his ankles. He tripped and fell face - first onto the bathmat. It was really funny but his mom had to calm him down.
Tell me some funny and unusual car accident stories.
A man was driving and his GPS malfunctioned. It told him to turn right into a field. He, for some reason, trusted it and drove right in. He hit a small wooden fence and his car got stuck. When the farmer came, he couldn't believe what he saw. The driver sheepishly explained about his GPS. Fortunately, no one was hurt and the car was later towed out. This shows how blindly following technology can sometimes lead to these really unusual car accident situations.
Tell me a funny story about a bathroom.
Haha, I remember one time in a bathroom at a friend's party. Someone had put a fake spider on the toilet paper roll. When a guy went in to use the bathroom, he let out a huge scream. It was so funny because he's usually really tough. But that little fake spider got him good.
Tell me more about funny police bathroom stories.
At a big police event, the portable bathrooms were set up. One officer went in and found that the door wouldn't close properly. He had to hold it shut with one hand while doing his business. When he came out, he was all flustered and his friends couldn't help but laugh. It was an embarrassing but also quite funny situation for him.