funny freak accident stories

Once, a man was walking his dog. The dog suddenly saw a squirrel and darted after it. The leash wrapped around the man's legs and he tripped right into a fountain. He came out all wet and the dog just sat there looking at him, as if it was proud of its little 'accident'.

Sure. At a pool party, a man was trying to do a big cannonball jump into the pool. He misjudged the distance and instead of landing in the water, he hit the edge of the pool with his stomach. It made a huge splash but also left him with a big red mark. Everyone at the party was shocked at first and then burst into laughter.

A rather strange accident happened to a cyclist. He was cycling along a road when a gust of wind blew a big banner that was on a building into his path. The banner wrapped around him and his bike, causing him to crash. He was really unlucky as he couldn't have predicted that a banner would come flying at him like that. It was a very freakish accident.

Sure. There was a story about a man who was walking in the park and a squirrel suddenly dropped a nut from a tree which hit him right on the head and he passed out briefly. It was such a strange accident as no one would expect to be knocked out by a squirrel's nut.

Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.

One story is about a control freak roommate. He had a strict schedule for everything in the apartment. He color - coded the dishes and would get really mad if anyone put a blue plate where a green plate was supposed to go. It was funny because it was such a minor thing to be so controlling about.

Sure. There was a control freak in a book club. She decided the order in which everyone should talk about the book. If someone interrupted or spoke out of turn, she would glare at them and make a big fuss. It was like she thought she was the only one who could manage the conversation properly.

At a building project, they were setting up some large wooden beams. A couple of workers misaligned one of the beams and when they tried to correct it, it swung around and knocked over a stack of wooden planks. The planks made a huge crashing sound and fell like dominoes. It was a big mess, but the panicked looks on the workers' faces were so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. It took a while to clean up, but it was a memorable moment on the construction site.

Once, a colleague of mine was so sleepy during a meeting. He nodded off and when he jerked awake, he accidentally knocked over his coffee cup. The coffee spilled all over his papers and lap. Everyone burst into laughter as he frantically tried to clean up the mess.

Sure. Once, my friend was walking while looking at his phone. He didn't notice a low - hanging branch and walked right into it. The branch got stuck in his hair and he looked like he had a strange new hairstyle. It was really funny.