funny embarrassing bathroom stories

I was at a new job and still getting used to the office layout. I thought I was going into an empty meeting room to use my phone privately. But it turned out it was the bathroom. I was just standing there on my phone when someone walked in. I quickly said 'Wrong room!' and scurried out, feeling so stupid.

Once, I was in a public bathroom. I was in a hurry and didn't notice that the toilet paper roll was empty. When I realized it, I had to shout for help through the door. It was so embarrassing.

Sure. There was a time when I was at a concert. The porta - potties were really small. I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet while trying to use it with one hand because there was no place to put it. I had to fish it out and clean it later. It was both gross and embarrassing.

I remember a time in a public restroom at an airport. The automatic hand dryer was malfunctioning and instead of blowing air, it made this really strange screeching noise. Everyone in the bathroom was looking around in confusion and then started laughing about how ridiculous it was.

Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.

Once I went on a date to a fancy restaurant. I was so nervous that when the waiter asked for my order, I completely blanked and ordered something that I'm allergic to. When my date asked why I was so red and sweating after taking a bite, I had to confess. It was super embarrassing.

Once I went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when the interviewer asked me to introduce myself, I completely forgot my name for a few seconds. I just stood there with a blank face. Then I stuttered out my name and felt my face turn bright red. It was so embarrassing but now it makes me laugh.

I remember this one time when a guy at a bar was drunk and tried to do a magic trick. He ended up spilling his drink all over himself and the people around him while waving his hands around. He was so confident at first but the whole thing was a mess and really funny and embarrassing.

I once had a crush on a guy in my class. I was so nervous around him that one day when I was trying to pass him a note, I tripped and the note flew out of my hand and landed right at his feet. It was so embarrassing as the note had a really cheesy poem I wrote about him.

There was this pregnant woman who went to a job interview. As she was sitting, she suddenly felt the baby kick really hard. She involuntarily let out a little yelp. The interviewers looked at her strangely, and she had to quickly explain that it was just the baby being active.