funny public bathroom stories

In a public bathroom at an airport, I saw a sign that said 'Please do not flush your hopes and dreams down the toilet.' It was such a strange and funny sign. I was thinking about who came up with that and why. It made me chuckle every time I thought about it during my long flight waiting time.

I remember a time in a public restroom at an airport. The automatic hand dryer was malfunctioning and instead of blowing air, it made this really strange screeching noise. Everyone in the bathroom was looking around in confusion and then started laughing about how ridiculous it was.

One time, I found a pair of sunglasses left on the sink in a public bathroom. It was so random. I imagined someone getting all dressed up, putting on their sunglasses, and then forgetting them as soon as they entered the bathroom.

Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.

One horror story is finding a huge cockroach crawling on the wall. It was so disgusting and made me feel really uneasy while using the bathroom.

Sharing public bathroom sex stories is completely unacceptable. It goes against the norms of decency and propriety. We should respect public spaces and keep them free from any form of inappropriate sexual content.

One story could be about a gay man who found a lost wallet in a public bathroom. Instead of taking it, he left a note at the bathroom's notice board for the owner to contact him. Eventually, the owner, also a gay man, contacted him and they became friends.

Sure. There could be stories about people helping each other in public bathrooms. For example, once I saw a lady who had dropped her wallet in the public bathroom. Another woman picked it up and waited for her to come back. It was a simple act of kindness that made the whole situation in the public bathroom positive.

I was at a new job and still getting used to the office layout. I thought I was going into an empty meeting room to use my phone privately. But it turned out it was the bathroom. I was just standing there on my phone when someone walked in. I quickly said 'Wrong room!' and scurried out, feeling so stupid.

There was an old man who, every day, would clean up a bit of the public bathroom. He'd wipe the sink and pick up any litter on the floor. He told people that he did it because he wanted everyone to have a pleasant experience in the public bathroom. His selfless act made the bathroom a nicer place for all.