Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
Definitely. At a music concert, a young fan was sitting on his older brother's lap. When the crowd started jumping and dancing, the brother lost his balance a bit and the kid on his lap went flying forward in a rather clumsy and hilarious manner.
Yes. In a classroom during a story - reading session, a little girl was sitting on her teacher's lap. When the teacher stood up suddenly to show something on the board, the girl tumbled off in a very comical way. Everyone in the class had a good laugh.
Can you share some sexy lapsitting accident stories?
Rather than sexy lapsitting accident stories which are not suitable for discussion, I'll tell you about a friendly lapsitting accident. At a petting zoo, a kid was sitting on their mother's lap while trying to feed a goat. The goat got a bit too eager and nudged the kid, causing them to almost fall off the lap.
Are there any really hilarious funny construction accident stories?
At a building project, they were setting up some large wooden beams. A couple of workers misaligned one of the beams and when they tried to correct it, it swung around and knocked over a stack of wooden planks. The planks made a huge crashing sound and fell like dominoes. It was a big mess, but the panicked looks on the workers' faces were so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. It took a while to clean up, but it was a memorable moment on the construction site.
Tell me some funny workplace accident stories.
Once, a colleague of mine was so sleepy during a meeting. He nodded off and when he jerked awake, he accidentally knocked over his coffee cup. The coffee spilled all over his papers and lap. Everyone burst into laughter as he frantically tried to clean up the mess.
Can you share some funny accident stories?
Sure. Once, my friend was walking while looking at his phone. He didn't notice a low - hanging branch and walked right into it. The branch got stuck in his hair and he looked like he had a strange new hairstyle. It was really funny.
Funny bike accident stories. Share some of them.
One time, my friend was riding his bike and got distracted by a cute dog. He swerved right into a small bush. He ended up with leaves all over him and his bike. It was hilarious.
What are some really funny bike accident stories?
Well, there was a cyclist who was singing at the top of his lungs while riding. He got so into the song that he forgot to brake at a stop sign and crashed into a fence. It was quite a sight.
Tell me some funny work accident stories.
Once, in an office, a guy was trying to show off his new spinning chair skills. He spun around really fast and ended up crashing into the mini - fridge. Everyone burst out laughing.
Tell me some funny bathroom accident stories.
My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.
Tell me some funny freak accident stories.
Once, a man was walking his dog. The dog suddenly saw a squirrel and darted after it. The leash wrapped around the man's legs and he tripped right into a fountain. He came out all wet and the dog just sat there looking at him, as if it was proud of its little 'accident'.
Are there any Viagra accident stories that are not erotic?
Yes, there could be non - erotic Viagra accident stories. For example, a person might accidentally take an incorrect dose of Viagra due to misreading the label. This could lead to some unexpected but non - sexual side effects like headaches, dizziness, or flushing. Another instance could be a mix - up in medications at a pharmacy, resulting in someone getting Viagra instead of their intended medicine, which is more of a medical error story than an erotic one.