funny dumb customer stories

One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.

At a shoe store, a customer tried on a pair of shoes and then asked if they came with 'built - in feet'. I just stared at them for a second before realizing they were joking. But it was still a really strange thing to say. If it was a serious question, it would be quite dumb.

At Burger King, this one customer came in and ordered a meal deal. Then he asked if he could trade in all the items in the meal for just one more burger. When the cashier said no, as the meal deal was set, he started making a fuss. He clearly didn't understand how meal deals work at fast - food restaurants. He was being really unreasonable.

Well, there was this customer who walked into Burger King. He ordered a large meal and then asked if he could get it for free because he was 'feeling lucky'. When the cashier said no, he started arguing that other fast - food places sometimes give free food. It was a really silly situation. He just didn't understand basic business rules.

Once, I saw a customer at Walmart trying to fit an enormous inflatable pool into a tiny shopping cart. The pool was half the size of the cart and sticking out all over. He just kept pushing it around, knocking things over, with this determined look on his face.

In a clothing store, a customer tried on a really bright and flamboyant shirt. He then started doing a little dance in the fitting room and when he came out, he pretended to be a fashion model on a runway. Everyone in the store was laughing. He ended up buying the shirt, saying it made him feel like a superstar.

A customer in a clothing store asked the salesperson if the clothes were made for 'aliens' because the designs were so unique. The salesperson took it in good humor and started joking about intergalactic fashion trends. They ended up having a great conversation and the customer bought several items. It was really funny how a strange comment led to a positive shopping experience.

Here is one. A guy went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was really confused and asked, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy replied, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'

I was at a coffee shop and wanted to add some cream to my coffee. I saw a small container that looked like cream but it was actually some sort of lemon - flavored sauce. When I poured it into my coffee and took a sip, the sour taste made me spit it right back out. I felt so dumb at that moment but now it makes me laugh. There were so many obvious signs that it wasn't cream but I just wasn't paying attention.

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