funny dumb criminal stories

[An explosive and thrilling story, highly recommended by the Chief Editor himself. A must-read divine book, you'll regret not reading this.] In the eyes of others, he might have seemed like a worthless fool, but he was revered as the master of appraisal, the miraculous healer, the charming sorcerer, the lord of the Dragon Palace, the invincible war god... With a hand that wielded golden needles against death itself, and another that brandished a longsword, compelling nations to submit, he possessed unparalleled prowess. His divine gaze surveyed the heavens and the earth, while his demonic sight pierced through the veils of yin and yang. He was unmatched in all the world!

Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him! Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked on her fiance! One day, she caught her fiance pouring her concoction into the drain. Only then did it hit her. "You were acting all along!" She exclaimed. How far had he taken advantage of her by using his Oscar-winning acting skills? Now that she'd seen through his act, the smile on his handsome face froze. "Honey, let me explain!"

As a criminal investigator with a system, Lu Chuan never lowers his guard—not even at a wedding. Wait… the groom over there looks like a wanted fugitive.

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!

Lin Chuan, um escritor em dificuldades, finalmente conseguiu seu dedo dourado—o Sistema de Experiência de Vida Profissional. Experimentando aleatoriamente uma profissão, após o término da experiência, romances são gerados com base nas experiências de Lin Chuan. Mas Lin Chuan descobriu que as profissões que ele experimentou eram todas muito suspeitas! Trapaceiro, Assassino, Hacker, Capitão de Toque Dourado... Romances correspondentes nasceram: "Trapaceiro", "Reino dos Hackers", "Notas de Toque Dourado" e outros surgiram. Antes que ele percebesse, suas obras se tornaram populares. Comentários selecionados dos leitores: "Este livro descreve as coisas de forma muito realista, isto é definitivamente uma autobiografia!" "Com você confessando e eu confessando, o Sr. Lin acabará na prisão mais cedo ou mais tarde." "Autor Lin Chuan (×), Suspeito Sr. Lin (√)" Inesperadamente, a profecia do leitor se tornou realidade! A polícia apareceu, "Suspeitamos que você esteja envolvido em atividades ilegais e criminosas graves!" Lin Chuan, "Hã?" A polícia, "Os crimes em seus romances, são seus atos reais, certo?" A visão de Lin Chuan escureceu. Acabou, eu me escrevi para a delegacia, mas realmente não sou um suspeito criminoso!!!!!!

TAMAT [Novel ini sedang dalam tahap revisi dan pengeditan] Note : Buku kedua dan ketiga akan segera diterbitkan. Harap bersabar karena proses pencocokan plot dan lain-lainnya membutuhkan waktu yang lumayan lama. Warning : [ 18+ ] dilarang untuk pembaca di bawah umur. Banyak konten kekerasan dan pembunuhan sadis di dalam novel ini. Harap dedek2 kecil yang belum cukup umur, baca saja novel kakak-kakak Author lain yang lebih sesuai rating yaa ?? Silahkan add friend saya di Facebook : Audy Here Saya biasa update beberapa informasi tentag FLWC di fb. Silahkan di Add yaa. Terima kasih Sinopsis : Apakah mungkin untuk jatuh cinta dengan kriminal? Earl, seorang perwira militer kelas menengah yang tertimpa berbagai masalah rumit dalam hidupnya. Suatu hari, Ia harus menangkap Arthur, pria jangkung seperti Slanderman, sang bos mafia nomor satu yang menjadi buruan semua penegak hukum dunia. Top criminal level SSS! Dapatkah Earl menangkap Arthur? Atau justru dirinyalah yang terjerat pesona memabukkan no.1 kriminal ini? Jatuh cinta pada seseorang yang sangat berbahaya. Cinta terlarang antara Perwira dengan kriminal top. Akan jadi seperti apakah kisah cinta mereka berdua? Dapatkah Earl menangkap Arthur? Atau justru dirinyalah yang terjerat pesona memabukkan kriminal no.1 ini?

Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake. His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail. Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to extend his furry paws to that cat. He originally thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven. Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. Dumb off the charts husky gong x proud, aggravated, big white cat shou Emperor of the cultivation world Mo Weiyu deceived elders and slaughtered ancestors, and committed all crimes and sins known to man. After ending his own life, he was reborn and transmigrated to the year he first became a disciple. In the shell of a boy held an old and weary soul. After coming back to life, truth after truths that had been hidden below the surface in the previous life floated to the top and broke through the waters one after the other. Of all the revelations, the one that stunned him the most was that the Shizun he had hated to the bone in his previous life had always been protecting him from the shadows… The heart of man can change; even demons and monsters can become compassionate and do good. Only, he had sinned deeply. Can the blood on his hands ever be cleansed? Novel written by *Meatbun doesn't eat meat* Note: I neither own the story nor translation.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.