funny rude customer stories

At a clothing store, a customer was rude to the salesperson, saying the clothes were all 'ugly rags'. But then, as she was trying on a pair of pants in the fitting room, she got stuck and had to call for help. When the salesperson came to assist, she was still trying to act all high - and - mighty, but it was really funny to see her in that situation.

Sure. Once I worked in a coffee shop. A customer came in and demanded a special coffee blend that we didn't have. When I told him politely, he got really rude and started yelling that we were a 'terrible establishment'. But then he slipped on a wet floor sign we had just put out and fell flat on his face. It was kind of funny seeing his shocked expression after all that yelling.

I used to work in retail. There was a customer who returned a clearly used item. When we told her we couldn't refund for a used product, she started to make a huge scene. She threw the item on the floor and screamed that we were thieves. It was so embarrassing and scary for all the other customers in the store. She even tried to intimidate our manager into giving her the money back.

A friend of mine who worked at a hotel had a customer who checked in late and then complained about everything. The room was too cold, the sheets were too rough, the view was bad. When my friend tried to help, the customer was so mean and told him he was incompetent. Eventually, the customer demanded a full refund and left in a huff.

A joke goes like this: A student asks the teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom?' The teacher says, 'Sure, but first say your ABCs.' The student starts, 'A B C D E F G...' and the teacher interrupts, 'Whoa, what are you doing?' The student says, 'You told me to say my ABCs before going to the bathroom!' This has a bit of rudeness in the student's misunderstanding and how it catches the teacher off - guard in a comical way.

Bedtime stories are supposed to be positive and appropriate, so I can't provide 'rude' stories. However, I can tell you a funny bedtime story. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who was always very curious. One night, it thought the moon was a big cheese in the sky. So it tried to jump as high as it could to reach the 'cheese', which made its mother laugh a lot.

Once, a little boy was at a fancy dinner. He saw a man with a really long beard. The boy blurted out, 'Sir, do you keep your handkerchief in your beard?' Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was rude as it was a very personal comment but also quite funny.

Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.

The poop emoji and the laughing emoji is quite common. For example, when someone tells a story about a clumsy moment like slipping on a banana peel, they might use the poop emoji to represent the messiness and the laughing emoji to show it's funny.

Well, once I saw a chat where someone used the poop emoji in a really funny way. They were talking about a really bad meal they had, and they just sent a string of poop emojis followed by a crying face emoji. It was rude in a sense because it was a bit gross, but also super funny.