funny hotel customer service stories

Beneath the mundane, at the edge of reason, beyond the world you know—lies a landscape you have never imagined. When Yu Sheng first opened that door, the world he was familiar with collapsed instantly. And the 'truth' that directly touches the root of the world rushed towards him.

Su Xuan is a handsome deliveryman with little money. One day, just after being pestered by a rich woman, he awakens his system. DING! Host's mood detected as excessively melancholic. The Super Express Delivery System is initiating... Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!

Su Xuan es un apuesto repartidor con poco dinero. Un día, justo después de ser acosado por una mujer rica, despierta su sistema. ¡DING! Se ha detectado que el estado de ánimo del Anfitrión es excesivamente melancólico. El Sistema de Entrega Super Express se está iniciando... ¡Ding, se recompensa al Anfitrión con un hotel de cinco estrellas!

Su Xuan é um entregador bonito com pouco dinheiro. Um dia, logo após ser importunado por uma mulher rica, ele desperta seu sistema. DING! O humor do Hospedeiro foi detectado como excessivamente melancólico. O Sistema de Entrega Super Expressa está iniciando... Ding, recompense o hospedeiro com um hotel cinco estrelas!

The holographic online game BOSS, Su Jiameng, crossed over from the game and discovered that she had turned from an abusive BOSS into a battered supporting character! In front, there's the scheming eldest sister reborn for revenge. Behind, there's the second sister with the all-powerful Mary Sue halo. Below, there are two little troublemakers causing mischief. Can't a person live a good life? Su Jiameng: My goal is to conquer the stars and seas with my son, refusing to engage in palace battles... Someone smiled and said: Sure, Xiao Meng, you earn money to support the family, I'll be responsible for being beautiful, how about it? Su Jiameng: "..." (*^__^*) Please vote for pink tickets~~~

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

For the sake of the world, the Protagonist must die. “I... I think I like--” Whether you’re just a girl who fell in love with the wrong person. “N-no...! If I can go back... just one more time...!” A man who regresses to save the world. “Hero... Please, kill yourself.” Or a destined Hero chosen by the Goddess Herself to kill the Demon Lord. No matter what your purpose is, no matter who you are. Even if the whole world and everyone close turns against me... [The target, ‘■■, the Hero’, has been dispatched.] [Contract complete.] ...The Protagonist cannot be allowed to live. ---------- Discord : https://discord.gg/e5UEkYsAAv (not very active on Discord these days*)

Su Xuan ist ein gutaussehender Lieferant mit wenig Geld.\nEines Tages, kurz nachdem er von einer reichen Frau bedrängt wurde, erweckt er sein System.\nDING! Stimmung des Gastgebers als übermäßig melancholisch erkannt. Das Super Express Liefersystem wird gestartet...\nDing, der Gastgeber wird mit einem 5-Sterne-Hotel belohnt!

After struggling to survive for three years in the apocalypse, Chu Jiangyue is betrayed and killed by her best friend. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself reborn—one day before the apocalypse begins. Her original plan is to stockpile supplies and lie low. However, fate has other ideas. Instead of hoarding goods, she’s bound to a hotel system. She's running a hotel at the end of the world. Her former best friend—the one who killed her—wants to freeload? Chu Jiangyue thought, "Sorry, please top up before shopping." A bizarre guest wants Chu Jiangyue to marry her son and take over the hotel? Chu Jiangyue thought, "If you don’t want to stay, you can say so directly. There's no need to beat around the bush." When meeting a clueless student looking for a free ride while trying to be kind on the road, Chu Jiangyue thought, "Little girl, I run a hotel, not a charity." … Zombies everywhere—no place is truly safe? Chu Jiangyue said, "Hotel rooms have zombie-shielding protection; guests can check in and stay secure." Extreme heat waves are causing constant heatstroke; stepping outside means instant sunburn? Chu Jiangyue said, "Want to try temperature-control suits and ice-cold drinks?" Extreme cold plunges to minus 100°C, freezing even zombies solid? Chu Jiangyue said, "You could enjoy cold-resistant thermal gear in our hotel!" … Someone covets the hotel and wants to seize it by force? Chu Jiangyue said, "Dear guest, you have received a hotel eviction package. Please sign for it." When people witness someone vanish into thin air, those harboring ulterior motives quietly abandon their plans. Chu Jiangyue declares, "If you want to stay here or buy supplies, no matter if you're dragon or tiger, you'll have to behave yourself on my turf!"

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.