Share some funny dumb customer stories.
There was a customer in a bookstore. They asked if we had the latest 'Harry Potter' book, but when I showed it to them, they said 'Oh, I thought it was about real wizards, not just a story'. It was really funny how they had such a misunderstanding about a fictional book.
One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.
What are some memorable funny dumb customer stories in the retail industry?
At a shoe store, a customer tried on a pair of shoes and then asked if they came with 'built - in feet'. I just stared at them for a second before realizing they were joking. But it was still a really strange thing to say. If it was a serious question, it would be quite dumb.
Share some funny Walmart customer stories.
Once, I saw a customer at Walmart trying to fit an enormous inflatable pool into a tiny shopping cart. The pool was half the size of the cart and sticking out all over. He just kept pushing it around, knocking things over, with this determined look on his face.
Share some funny customer experience stories.
In a clothing store, a customer tried on a really bright and flamboyant shirt. He then started doing a little dance in the fitting room and when he came out, he pretended to be a fashion model on a runway. Everyone in the store was laughing. He ended up buying the shirt, saying it made him feel like a superstar.
Share some funny customer service stories.
A customer in a clothing store asked the salesperson if the clothes were made for 'aliens' because the designs were so unique. The salesperson took it in good humor and started joking about intergalactic fashion trends. They ended up having a great conversation and the customer bought several items. It was really funny how a strange comment led to a positive shopping experience.
Can you share some funny customer stories?
Sure. One time a customer came into a coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with a side of sunshine'. The barista was a bit confused at first but then just added an extra smiley face drawn in the foam. Another time, a customer in a clothing store tried to return a shirt that was clearly worn and said it was 'defective' because it didn't make him look like a movie star.
Share some funny hotel customer service stories.
There was a hotel where a guest asked for extra pillows at midnight. The sleepy - eyed staff member not only got the pillows but also added a little note saying 'Sweet dreams! We hope these pillows make you float on cloud nine.' It was such a simple yet funny and sweet gesture that the guest remembered it for a long time.
Share some funny customer Disney World stories.
There was a family visiting Disney World. The little girl in the family thought the Disney princess was her long - lost sister. She kept following the princess around, asking all sorts of questions like 'Do we have the same mommy?' The princess played along and it was a really cute and funny encounter that made everyone around smile.
Can you share some funny dumb stories?
Sure. There was a guy who thought that if he ate a lot of carrots, he could see in the dark like a rabbit. So he ate carrots all day long for a week. But of course, he didn't gain any super - seeing - in - the - dark powers.
Share another Burger King dumb customer story.
At Burger King, this one customer came in and ordered a meal deal. Then he asked if he could trade in all the items in the meal for just one more burger. When the cashier said no, as the meal deal was set, he started making a fuss. He clearly didn't understand how meal deals work at fast - food restaurants. He was being really unreasonable.
Can you share some funny IT customer service stories?
Sure. Once, a customer called because his computer screen was all blue. After a long check, the technician found out he had put a blue post - it note over the webcam thinking it was a light sensor and it was reflecting on the screen.