publix customer deli funny stories

Long wait times are very common. Customers often have to wait a long time at the deli counter to get their sliced meats or cheeses. It seems like there's always a backlog of orders and not enough staff to handle it efficiently.

One Publix ghost story I've heard is about a figure seen in the aisles late at night. It's said to be the spirit of an old employee who loved the store so much they never really left. Some claim to have seen a shadowy form near the deli section.

Once, I saw a customer at Walmart trying to fit an enormous inflatable pool into a tiny shopping cart. The pool was half the size of the cart and sticking out all over. He just kept pushing it around, knocking things over, with this determined look on his face.

In a clothing store, a customer tried on a really bright and flamboyant shirt. He then started doing a little dance in the fitting room and when he came out, he pretended to be a fashion model on a runway. Everyone in the store was laughing. He ended up buying the shirt, saying it made him feel like a superstar.

A customer in a clothing store asked the salesperson if the clothes were made for 'aliens' because the designs were so unique. The salesperson took it in good humor and started joking about intergalactic fashion trends. They ended up having a great conversation and the customer bought several items. It was really funny how a strange comment led to a positive shopping experience.

One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.

Well, there was this time at Publix when I found a bug in the fresh produce section. It was a rather large beetle just crawling around on the lettuce. It made me question the store's cleanliness and quality control. I immediately reported it to an employee, but it still left a bad taste in my mouth about shopping there.

One deli horror story could be about finding a hair in the sandwich. It's really disgusting when you take a bite and suddenly notice a long hair mixed in with the meat and veggies. It completely ruins the appetite.

Another scary element can be the workers' unhygienic practices. For example, if they don't wash their hands after using the restroom and then handle the food. This can spread all kinds of germs and bacteria, and you have no idea when you're eating the food from that deli. It's like a hidden danger that you can't see until it's too late.

Sure. One time a customer came into a coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with a side of sunshine'. The barista was a bit confused at first but then just added an extra smiley face drawn in the foam. Another time, a customer in a clothing store tried to return a shirt that was clearly worn and said it was 'defective' because it didn't make him look like a movie star.