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King, the "strongest man on Earth" from One-Punch Man, finds himself suddenly transported to the world of One Piece. Despite his fearsome reputation, King is a coward at heart and just wants a quiet life. This story is written by me only when I'm sleep deprived. Mostly a comedy but with legitimate and unique story, dark elements, new lore, incorporating plenty of other media. Story focuses on King and his personal journey and how his actions affect the original story of One Piece and people around him.
I was playing the new part of Dragonic Questing I just bought today. It was nice, but too easy in my opinion. But it will do, especially after today's another horrific day as a "hero". Three whole monsters on a way to a game store and back is insane, I totally thought this is the day I die. Money they pay me is way more than I deserve.
The outside is truly a terrible place for someone like me.
God, why do monsters always seem to find their way to me and not any real heroes? I just want to play games, not have people worship me as their saviour.
Maybe I come clean tommorow? Its just a big misunderstanding after all.
...
No. I cannot imagine what people will do to me. They know where I live, I saw a creepy lady standing next to my door another day.
"This sucks."
Oh? I'm already done with the game. Well, what can you do when you are as good as me? Maybe I'll try Personas 7 Ultra Delux tomorrow.
Turned on the TV out of boredom. Yep. TV is full of shit as always. They have some kind of show on me. The Strongest Man on Earth? What a bunch of bullshit. I don't know why they always draw me with a lot of muscles. I don't even work out. It doesn't matter after all, anyone can kill me easily regardless. And I can't even go to the doctors about my stupid loud heart. I tried, but they all just ignore my words and think it's some kind of test. Crazy.
Thank god I didn't piss myself today, I knew it was a good idea to not drink before going out. Well, maybe it's not that good for my health, but since today I was almost killed by some weird ball monster that was jumping up and down really fast and it just died to underground pipes exploding right as it landed, it was good for my jeans.
In the window, I saw the moon. It's really bright as of late. I heard on the news that it's some space fart of the nebula or something.
Right before sleep, I mumbled to myself:
"God, please let them unban me from all those MMORPG's, I didnt cheat, they are just bad. And also, get rid of pirates. Real gamers pay."
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Somehow, God heard this, even without the cube. But what he heard was "God, please let *distortion* me *distortion* get rid of pirates..."
And God gave this wish to those whose voices reached Him.
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I woke up with my back hurting. Huh? I'm sleeping on some sort of stone? WAS I KIDNAPPED?!?!
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITWHY. I'M TOTTALLY DONE.
Nothing happened for solid 5 minutes.
As I looked around, I just saw a small room I was in. It didn't have a window, but only a slightly opened door that led to warm orange light. I heard people speaking, sounded like a market or something. As I stood up and opened a door, I saw what I didnt expect. Huge back of some monster. People were screaming now.
I was kidnapped by a monster. Wasn't I? This is way too much for the morning! I couldn't contain my stress.
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
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"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, I AM A MEME D. TROLL, PIRATE WITH 10 MILLION BERRY BOUNTY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WILL DO? Huh? PUNY MARINES!" said 6,4 meter high (21 feet for all foot fetish people, AKA USA) pirate with an abnormally white face and a crooked smile as he laughed at the 20 or so marines that came to catch him dead or alive.
He dared to come to the island of the Ballywood Kingdom. They were ordered to come, but reinforcements were quite far away. They had to hold the Meme. That is their duty. That being said, half of them were shaking and pissing and...
Anyways. They were quite shocked to see a menacing figure right behind the pirate. He wasn't as tall, but his aura was terrifying. And that sound.
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
It shook them to their core. One of the more knowledgable marines gasped:
"Con-CONQUEROR'S HAKI!!"
As Meme D. Troll, turned his head to the back, he saw one of the most intimidating people ever. The three vertical scars running across his left eye were quite similar to what he saw on the "Red-Haired" Shanks wanted poster.
And his face. Meme couldn't move as this man looked right in his eyes.
Troll's face became uncanny.
