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NotSomeone
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2018-06-19 11:42

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El_Don
El_DonAuthor

I am thinking about including that at some point in the future.

Lkjfdsay1
Lkjfdsay1Lv10

I Fus Ro Dah-ed a chicken and then got arrested for it ;-;

El_Don:I am thinking about including that at some point in the future.
OptionalOptimism
OptionalOptimismLv11

Then while sitting in jail overnight, the chicken sneaked in and stole my sweet roll.

Lkjfdsay1:I Fus Ro Dah-ed a chicken and then got arrested for it ;-;
facelessgod
facelessgodLv4

But somehow the courier still found me and gave me a letter from the jarl...

OptionalOptimism:Then while sitting in jail overnight, the chicken sneaked in and stole my sweet roll.
OptionalOptimism
OptionalOptimismLv11

The letter told of how the chicken had been Fus Ro Dah'ed straight into the Jarl's home, grievously wounding his thane on the landing.

facelessgod:But somehow the courier still found me and gave me a letter from the jarl...
Chanke
ChankeLv6

The thane's last words were "get out my fucking way lidia!!!"

Biyearly
BiyearlyLv11

Sitting in jail I looted the dead body in there and found a book called the Lusty Argonian maid... On the front cover it had a hand written note that said.

Grandson_of_Yama
Grandson_of_YamaLv6

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took and arrow to the knee. I dropped the Note screaming and found a key that unlocked....

Biyearly:Sitting in jail I looted the dead body in there and found a book called the Lusty Argonian maid... On the front cover it had a hand written note that said.
Demonsfate
DemonsfateLv11

/*That´s it!! Just copy paste the comment string above into the chapter and you have first class comedy^^*/ ...a small chest beneath the straw bed. i was surprised because the chest, besides a guard armor with a suspiciously bloody knee, also contained ....

Jakolite
JakoliteLv4

... A diary of scribbles about a hunt in the wood describing two phrases "VICTORY OR SOVRYNGARDE" and "F@@king rabbit". Confused?.? you look at the armor and the diary but before you gain an epiphany the jail door opens...

Artylove
ArtyloveLv3

...a distracted man appears, not knowing what to do you acted like a guard and said "let me guess someone has stolen your sweet rolls?...

Daoist157784
Daoist157784Lv3

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TheCheshireJoke
TheCheshireJokeLv11

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THE_EVIL_IMMORTAL
THE_EVIL_IMMORTALLv15

So did everyone lol

THE_EVIL_IMMORTAL
THE_EVIL_IMMORTALLv15

So did everyone lol

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NotSomeone
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