Chanke

I mean asides from the fact that it's a magic owl, I'm pretty sure owls can't fly in the rain, they gave up that ability in order to fly silently

passion

I love this line, you misspelt it before condescendingly spelling if out letter by letter.

David?

that's what I call an acid trip yeah look sounded like a better joke in my head

saaaame

Aussies unite

Mr blood I don't feel l so good

it's also possible in this world slimes have physical genders... you just straight up assumed they didn't because of other books you have read.

Hola