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A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.

Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.

Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.

Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).

There was this guy who named his dog Rolex. It's a watchdog. (The pun is on 'watchdog' as Rolex is a watch brand and the dog is supposed to watch). Well, this joke combines the idea of a luxury brand name with the function of a dog in a really funny way. We expect a watch to tell time and a dog to watch over things. By naming the dog Rolex, it creates a humorous connection between the two different concepts.

A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.

Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A group of kids were talking about superheroes. One of them said, 'You know, Superman is so strong, but he must be really bad at hide - and - seek. I mean, just look at that cape!' This joke is humorous because it points out an obvious disadvantage of Superman's costume when it comes to a simple game like hide - and - seek. It shows how kids can look at things from a different and funny perspective.