Here's another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This is a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh without any inappropriate content.
One more. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' 'Why the big pause?' asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
A group of kids were talking about superheroes. One of them said, 'You know, Superman is so strong, but he must be really bad at hide - and - seek. I mean, just look at that cape!' This joke is humorous because it points out an obvious disadvantage of Superman's costume when it comes to a simple game like hide - and - seek. It shows how kids can look at things from a different and funny perspective.
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
Here's one. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, 'I want a grilled... cheese.' The waiter says, 'What's with the pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure. I was born with them.'
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple yet funny joke that plays on the double meaning of'make up'.
You can find them in some children's joke books. These books are full of clean and funny jokes that are suitable for all ages.
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'