Tell me some clean short funny joke stories.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This short joke has a humorous and unexpected twist.
Can you share clean short funny joke stories?
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
What are some of the best funny clean joke stories?
A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.
Can you share some funny clean joke stories?
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Funny short joke stories to share
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some clean funny pun joke stories?
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
What are some funny short joke stories?
Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.
Tell some funny short joke stories
There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.
Share some funny joke short stories.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
What are the best funny joke short stories?
A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.
Do you have any other clean funny pun joke stories?
There was this guy who named his dog Rolex. It's a watchdog. (The pun is on 'watchdog' as Rolex is a watch brand and the dog is supposed to watch). Well, this joke combines the idea of a luxury brand name with the function of a dog in a really funny way. We expect a watch to tell time and a dog to watch over things. By naming the dog Rolex, it creates a humorous connection between the two different concepts.