Can you share clean short funny joke stories?
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
There was a fish that was swimming in a school. One day, he swam right into a wall. He was so shocked he said, 'Dam!' This is a play on words, as 'dam' can be a structure in water and also an exclamation. It's a short and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Can you share some funny clean joke stories?
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Can you share some clean funny pun joke stories?
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
Tell me some clean short funny joke stories.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
Funny short joke stories to share
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some funny short joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny joke short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short clean stories?
Once upon a time, a little boy tried to sell his dog for $50. A man said, 'I'll give you $20 for it.' The boy declined. Later, the man said, 'I'll give you $40.' But the boy still said no. The man was confused and asked why. The boy replied, 'Because I don't want to sell my dog at all. I just wanted to see how much you thought he was worth!'
Can you share some funny clean short stories?
There was a cat that always followed the postman around the neighborhood. One day, the postman brought a small package for the cat's owner. The cat sat right in front of the door as if it was waiting for its special delivery. It was so cute and funny. The owner was amused by the cat's behavior every time the postman came.
Can you share some funny clean short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. They stopped in front of the elephant enclosure. The boy looked at the elephant and said, 'Mom, that elephant has really big feet.' His mother replied, 'Yes, dear, that's to support its big body.' Then the boy said, 'Mom, if that's true, then why do you wear high heels?'
Can you share some clean funny short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A duck went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I've got a bill stuck in my throat.' The doctor replied, 'Well, you should have been more careful when you were paying it!'