funny valentine short stories

One Valentine's Day short story is about a guy who was so nervous on his first Valentine's date. He bought a huge bouquet of roses but when he saw his date, he got so flustered that he tripped and the roses went flying everywhere. His date couldn't stop laughing and it actually broke the ice and they had a great time.

One Valentine's Day, a girl got a love letter from her secret admirer. It said 'You are like a star in my sky'. But then she noticed the letter was in her dad's handwriting. Turns out her dad was trying to be funny and cheer her up as she was single that year.

There was a couple on Valentine's Day. The guy planned to surprise his girl with a picnic in the park. But when they got there, he realized he had forgotten the food. Instead of being mad, the girl said it was the thought that counted. So they just sat and shared stories and it became a very funny and romantic Valentine's memory.

Sure. One story is about a guy who wanted to do something special for his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. He decided to cook her a meal. But he was a terrible cook. He ended up burning the steak and making the mashed potatoes lumpy. However, his girlfriend was so touched by the effort that she still had a great time and they ended up laughing about it all night.

Here's a story. A couple planned to go for a romantic walk in the park on Valentine's Day. But as they were walking, a mischievous squirrel stole the man's hat right off his head and ran up a tree. The man chased after it while his girlfriend laughed hysterically. In the end, they just sat under the tree and shared a picnic, with the squirrel watching them from above. It was a Valentine's Day full of unexpected fun.

Once on Valentine's Day, a man decided to give his girlfriend a dozen roses. But when he got to her place, he tripped and the roses flew everywhere. His girlfriend came out, saw the mess and him on the ground, and they both burst into laughter.

On Valentine's Day, Emily thought it would be funny to send her long - distance boyfriend, Mark, a singing telegram. She hired a guy in a ridiculous cupid costume to sing a love song to Mark at his workplace. When the telegram arrived, Mark was so embarrassed but also couldn't stop laughing. He immediately called Emily, and they both had a good laugh over it. It was a Valentine's Day they would always remember.

Sure. A girl made a Valentine's card for her boyfriend. She drew a really funny-looking heart that was more like a lopsided potato. When she gave it to him, he couldn't stop laughing and put it up on his wall as the most unique Valentine's gift ever.

A group of friends decided to have a Valentine's Day anti - date party. They all showed up in their pajamas with junk food. They played silly games like trying to make the ugliest Valentine's Day card. One friend made a card with a drawing of a potato as the symbol of love. They had so much fun laughing at each other's cards and just enjoying the laid - back evening without the usual Valentine's Day pressure.

Well, there was this guy who tried to be really creative for Valentine's Day. He decided to write a love poem on his girlfriend's car window with washable paint. But it rained that night, and in the morning, the poem was all smeared and looked like a mess. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when she saw it.