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Defy The Alpha(s)

Defy The Alpha(s)

Two centuries after the Great War, peace between humans and werewolves was finally achieved, or so everyone believes. Werewolves reign like gods, and humans remain blissfully unaware of their true place in the new world order. To maintain this fragile balance, each year, a handful of "lucky" humans are selected from various districts to attend Lunaris Academy, a prestigious institution that promises glory, status, and a chance to mingle with the elite. Those chosen are hailed as the lucky few, destined to marry powerful alphas and rise as luna. This year, Violet Purple is among the chosen, much to everyone's surprise. For an orphaned girl adopted by a disgraced prostitute, this is a golden ticket to a better life or so she's told. But Lunaris Academy isn’t the paradise it’s painted to be. Everything Violet and her fellow humans have been taught is a lie. Humans are far from equal; they're pawns in a much larger game. The academy is nothing but a gilded cage, and the students are lambs led to slaughter, playthings for the alphas to toy with in their ruthless games. To make matters worse, Violet catches the attention of the most dangerous players in this game, the Terror Four: the Alpha of the North, Alpha of the South, Alpha of the East, and Alpha of the West. Each one is more dangerous, more twisted, and more powerful than the last. But even among themselves, the alphas are divided, each with their own deadly ambitions. Yet, they all have their eyes on her. They expect Violet to play along, to fall in line like the others who worship at their feet, to break under their games. But Violet isn’t like the others. She refuses to bow. She’ll defy them all.
Fantasy
915 Chs
Défier Les Alpha(s)

Défier Les Alpha(s)

Deux siècles après la Grande Guerre, la paix entre les humains et les loups-garous a finalement été atteinte, du moins tout le monde le croit. Les loups-garous règnent comme des dieux, et les humains restent dans une ignorance bienheureuse de leur véritable place dans le nouvel ordre mondial. Pour maintenir cet équilibre fragile, chaque année, une poignée d'humains "chanceux" sont sélectionnés dans divers districts pour assister à l'Académie Lunaris, une institution prestigieuse qui promet gloire, statut et une chance de côtoyer l'élite. Ceux qui sont choisis sont acclamés comme les quelques chanceux, destinés à épouser de puissants alphas et à s'élever en tant que luna. Cette année, Violet Purple est parmi les élus, à la surprise de tous. Pour une fille orpheline adoptée par une prostituée déshonorée, c'est un ticket en or pour une vie meilleure ou du moins c'est ce qu'on lui dit. Mais l'Académie Lunaris n'est pas le paradis qu'on décrit. Tout ce que Violet et ses camarades humains ont appris est un mensonge. Les humains sont loin d'être égaux ; ils sont des pions dans un jeu bien plus vaste. L'académie n'est rien de plus qu'une cage dorée, et les étudiants sont des agneaux menés à l'abattoir, des jouets pour les alphas dans leurs jeux impitoyables. Pour aggraver les choses, Violet attire l'attention des joueurs les plus dangereux dans ce jeu, les Quatre Terreurs : l'Alpha du Nord, l'Alpha du Sud, l'Alpha de l'Est et l'Alpha de l'Ouest. Chacun est plus dangereux, plus tordu et plus puissant que le précédent. Mais même entre eux, les alphas sont divisés, chacun poursuivant ses propres ambitions mortelles. Pourtant, ils ont tous les yeux rivés sur elle. Ils s'attendent à ce que Violet suive le mouvement, tombe dans les rangs comme les autres qui vénèrent à leurs pieds, qu'elle casse sous leurs jeux. Mais Violet n'est pas comme les autres. Elle refuse de s'incliner. Elle va tous les défier.
Fantastique
894 Chs
Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Dois séculos após a Grande Guerra, a paz entre humanos e lobisomens finalmente foi alcançada, ou assim todos acreditam. Lobisomens reinam como deuses, e os humanos permanecem blissfully inconscientes de seu verdadeiro lugar na nova ordem mundial. Para manter esse frágil equilíbrio, a cada ano, um punhado de humanos "sortudos" é selecionado de vários distritos para frequentar a Lunaris Academy, uma instituição prestigiosa que promete glória, status e uma chance de se misturar com a elite. Os escolhidos são celebrados como os poucos sortudos, destinados a casar-se com poderosos alfas e ascender como luna. Este ano, Violet Purple está entre os escolhidos, para surpresa de todos. Para uma garota órfã adotada por uma prostituta desonrada, este é um bilhete dourado para uma vida melhor, ou pelo menos é o que dizem a ela. Mas a Lunaris Academy não é o paraíso que aparenta ser. Tudo o que Violet e seus companheiros humanos foram ensinados é uma mentira. Os humanos estão longe de serem iguais; são peões em um jogo muito maior. A academia é nada mais do que uma gaiola dourada, e os alunos são cordeiros levados ao abate, brinquedos para os alfas se divertirem em seus jogos impiedosos. Para piorar as coisas, Violet chama a atenção dos jogadores mais perigosos deste jogo, os Quatro do Terror: o Alfa do Norte, Alfa do Sul, Alfa do Leste e Alfa do Oeste. Cada um é mais perigoso, mais perverso e mais poderoso que o anterior. Mas mesmo entre si, os alfas estão divididos, cada um com suas próprias ambições mortais. Ainda assim, todos têm os olhos sobre ela. Eles esperam que Violet siga o fluxo, caia na linha como os outros que adoram aos seus pés, se quebre sob seus jogos. Mas Violet não é como os outros. Ela se recusa a se curvar. Ela vai desafiá-los a todos.
Fantasia
785 Chs
Desafía al Alfa(s)

Desafía al Alfa(s)

Dos siglos después de la Gran Guerra, la paz entre humanos y hombres lobo finalmente se logró, o eso creen todos. Los hombres lobo reinan como dioses, y los humanos permanecen alegremente inconscientes de su verdadero lugar en el nuevo orden mundial. Para mantener este frágil equilibrio, cada año, un puñado de humanos "afortunados" son seleccionados de varios distritos para asistir a la Academia Lunaris, una institución prestigiosa que promete gloria, estatus y una oportunidad de mezclarse con la élite. Los elegidos son considerados como los pocos afortunados, destinados a casarse con poderosos alfa y ascender como luna. Este año, Violet Purple está entre las elegidas, para sorpresa de todos. Para una niña huérfana adoptada por una prostituta deshonrada, esto es un boleto dorado para una vida mejor o eso le dicen. Pero la Academia Lunaris no es el paraíso que pintan ser. Todo lo que Violet y sus compañeros humanos han aprendido es una mentira. Los humanos están lejos de ser iguales; son peones en un juego mucho más grande. La academia no es más que una jaula dorada, y los estudiantes son corderos llevados al matadero, juguetes para que los alfas jueguen en sus despiadados juegos. Para empeorar las cosas, Violet atrae la atención de los jugadores más peligrosos de este juego, los Cuatro del Terror: el Alfa del Norte, Alfa del Sur, Alfa del Este y Alfa del Oeste. Cada uno es más peligroso, más retorcido y más poderoso que el anterior. Pero incluso entre ellos, los alfas están divididos, cada uno con sus propias ambiciones mortales. Sin embargo, todos tienen los ojos puestos en ella. Esperan que Violet se sume al juego, que siga la línea como los otros que adoran a sus pies, que se rompa bajo sus juegos. Pero Violet no es como los demás. Ella se niega a inclinarse. Ella los desafiará a todos.
Fantasía
771 Chs
Commencer Avec 3 Talents de Classe S

Commencer Avec 3 Talents de Classe S

Après s'être réveillé, Vincent découvre qu'il a transmigré dans un monde parallèle où rôdent des monstres, un monde qui n'est plus régi par la science. Dans cet endroit, les pratiquants du corps peuvent soulever 10 000 tonnes de roues d'huile d'une seule main, et les espers peuvent invoquer le vent, la pluie, le tonnerre et les éclairs—nés pour être forts. Les dompteurs de bêtes peuvent apprivoiser des monstres puissants qui deviennent leurs animaux de compagnie les plus loyaux. Vincent, qui n'est qu'un jeune homme ordinaire, a réussi à activer le Système du Dieu de la Guerre Suprême et éveille trois Superpouvoirs de Classe S dès le début de tout, faisant de lui un super génie de premier ordre! Superpouvoir de Classe S [Entraînement Rapide] : Le corps se renforce constamment chaque seconde. Même dormir peut augmenter votre force de 5 000 kilogrammes! Superpouvoir de Classe S [Feu de l'Enfer] : Brûler tout et détruire tout! Superpouvoir de Classe S [Affinité avec les Monstres] : Peut communiquer avec n'importe quel monstre et apprivoiser n'importe quel monstre facilement! Vincent a frappé l'or! [Ding! Force d'une seule main atteint 50 000 kg, espérance de vie augmentée de 300 ans!] [Ding! Monstre géant tué instantanément, Serpent de Mer à Neuf Têtes, obtention d'équipement de grade S, Épée Divine de Flamme Cramoisie!] [Ding! Monstre de classe S apprivoisé, Roi Dragon de Tempête, obtention d'une Pilule d'Évolution Divine pour Animaux de Compagnie. Elle peut faire évoluer le Roi Dragon de Tempête en un Dieu Dragon de classe SSS!] Le chemin défiant les cieux de Vincent commence…
Oriental
632 Chs
Iniziando Con 3 Talenti di Classe S

Iniziando Con 3 Talenti di Classe S

Dopo essersi svegliato, Vincent scopre di essere stato trasportato in un mondo parallelo dove vagano mostri, un mondo non più governato dalla scienza. In questo luogo, i praticanti del corpo possono sollevare 10.000 tonnellate di ruote d'olio con una mano, e gli esper possono evocare vento, pioggia, tuoni e fulmini—nati per essere forti. I domatori di bestie possono addomesticare potenti mostri che diventano i loro animali domestici più fedeli. Vincent, che è solo un giovane ordinario, è riuscito ad attivare il Sistema del Dio della Guerra Supremo e risveglia tre superpoteri di Classe S all'inizio di tutto, rendendolo un super genio di prim'ordine! Superpotere di Classe S [Allenamento Rapido]: Il corpo si rafforza costantemente ogni secondo. Anche dormendo puoi aumentare la tua forza di 5.000 chilogrammi! Superpotere di Classe S [Fuoco Infernale]: Brucia tutto e distrugge tutto! Superpotere di Classe S [Affinità con i Mostri]: Può comunicare con qualsiasi mostro e domare qualsiasi mostro facilmente! Vincent ha fatto centro! [Ding! Forza con una mano raggiunta 50.000 kg, aspettativa di vita aumentata di 300 anni!] [Ding! Ucciso istantaneamente il gigantesco mostro, Serpente Marino a Nove Teste, ottenendo equipaggiamento di grado S, Spada Divina della Fiamma Cremisi!] [Ding! Domato il mostro di Classe S, Re Drago della Tempesta, ottenendo una Pillola di Evoluzione Divina per Animali. Può far evolvere il Re Drago della Tempesta in un Dio Drago di Classe SSS!] Il percorso che sfida i cieli di Vincent inizia...
Orientale
632 Chs
Valentine's Day Stories: Share some funny Valentine's Day stories.
Well, there was this guy who tried to be really creative for Valentine's Day. He decided to write a love poem on his girlfriend's car window with washable paint. But it rained that night, and in the morning, the poem was all smeared and looked like a mess. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when she saw it.
2 answers
2024-11-26 00:58
Valentine's Day with the Boyfriend: Funny Stories
One funny story was when my boyfriend tried to cook a special Valentine's Day dinner. He ended up burning the steak and setting off the smoke alarm. We just laughed and ordered pizza instead.
2 answers
2024-11-22 07:17
Valentine's Day Funny Short Stories
One Valentine's Day short story is about a guy who was so nervous on his first Valentine's date. He bought a huge bouquet of roses but when he saw his date, he got so flustered that he tripped and the roses went flying everywhere. His date couldn't stop laughing and it actually broke the ice and they had a great time.
1 answer
2024-12-03 16:00
Funny Valentine's Day Love Stories
A couple planned a romantic Valentine's Day dinner at home. The guy tried to cook a fancy meal but ended up burning the main dish. Instead of being disappointed, they ordered pizza and ate it by candlelight. They then spent the evening sharing all the things they were grateful for in their relationship. It was a simple yet funny and loving Valentine's Day.
1 answer
2024-11-21 17:19
Valentine's Day with the Boyfriend: More Funny Stories
One time on Valentine's Day, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers. However, he forgot to take off the price tag. When I pointed it out, he blushed and said it was proof of how much he 'valued' me. It was really cute and funny.
1 answer
2024-11-22 08:27
Share some Valentine's Day funny stories.
A woman planned a big surprise for her husband on Valentine's Day. She hid little love notes all around the house. But her dog found one note first and ate it. Then the dog got really excited and started running around with the paper in its mouth, leaving a trail of slobber. When her husband came home, he found the dog with the soggy note and the whole house in a bit of a mess. It was a really funny start to their Valentine's Day.
1 answer
2024-12-12 01:50
Tell me some funny Valentine's stories.
One funny Valentine's story is about a guy who accidentally sent his love letter to his grandma instead of his girlfriend. His grandma thought it was the sweetest thing and called him up to say how much she loved him. It was really embarrassing for him at first but then it became a hilarious family joke.
3 answers
2024-12-02 07:34
St Valentine Day Funny Stories: Share Some Hilarious Tales of Valentine's Day
One funny Valentine's Day story is about a guy who accidentally sent his love letter to his grandma instead of his girlfriend. His grandma, thinking it was for her, was so excited and started planning a date with him. When he realized the mistake, he had to gently break it to her. It was quite a comical and embarrassing situation for him.
2 answers
2024-11-15 23:48
Can you share more funny Valentine's stories?
A couple planned a Valentine's Day picnic. They went to the park and as they were setting up, a squirrel stole their chocolate. They chased the squirrel around for a while, which looked really silly. Eventually, they gave up and just shared the other treats they had. It was a memorable and funny Valentine's Day experience for them.
1 answer
2024-12-03 03:11
Share Some Valentine's Day Funny Short Stories
Here's a story. A couple planned to go for a romantic walk in the park on Valentine's Day. But as they were walking, a mischievous squirrel stole the man's hat right off his head and ran up a tree. The man chased after it while his girlfriend laughed hysterically. In the end, they just sat under the tree and shared a picnic, with the squirrel watching them from above. It was a Valentine's Day full of unexpected fun.
2 answers
2024-12-01 07:08
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