funny valentine date stories

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

After the blind date, even Ashley Sutton herself didn’t expect to have a flash marriage with a stranger. Her husband, Silas Sinclair, is super handsome but always has a cold face and dislikes her in various ways. Silas Sinclair’s daily thoughts: Woman, you’re getting close to me just for money, right? Hmph, she must have impure motives for doing this! Ashley Sutton, we’re just in a sham marriage. At first, Ashley always thought her husband was just a handsome but cocky salesman. Until one day, the newspaper reported about a billionaire in Felmore spoiling his wife to the extreme. She suddenly realized that it was talking about her husband!

Xue Xi ist gezwungen, sich bei ihrer ersten Begegnung auf den ersten Blick in diesen gefährlichen Mann zu verlieben. Da der Tod die einzige andere Option ist, macht sie den ersten Schritt: "Ich bin reich und ich kann kämpfen." "Sei mein Freund und ich beschütze dich." Von da an verbreitet sich langsam die Nachricht, dass die älteste Tochter der Familie Xue und beste Studentin einen Gigolo hält. Leider ist sie jemand, der die Menschen, die sie ihr eigen nennt, mit aller Kraft beschützt, bis zu jenem schicksalhaften Tag, an dem sie den Mann hinter sich vor den vermeintlichen Hooligans schützt und kalt verkündet: "Mein Freund ist schüchtern, also kommt lieber zu mir, wenn ihr ein Problem habt." Die Hooligans blicken ängstlich in Richtung eines gewissen Big Bosses, der beschützt wird. Der berüchtigte "Black Yama" hat also tatsächlich ein solches Hobby?

Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?

Si Xue Xi ay napilitang mahulog sa unang pagkikita sa mapanganib na lalaking ito sa kanilang unang pagtatagpo. Dahil ang kamatayan ang tanging iba pang pagpipilian, siya ang unang gumawa ng hakbang: "Mayaman ako at marunong akong lumaban." "Maging kasintahan ko at poprotektahan kita." Mula noon, unti-unting kumakalat ang balita tungkol sa panganay na anak ng Pamilyang Xue at number one na estudyante na nagpapanatili ng isang gigolo. Sayang, siya ay isang taong matinding nagpoprotekta sa mga taong tinatawag niyang kanya, hanggang sa takdang araw na iyon—habang pinoprotektahan ang lalaki sa likuran niya mula sa mga itinuturing na hooligans, siya ay malamig na nagpahayag: "Ang kasintahan ko ay mahiyain, kaya lumapit kayo sa akin kung may problema kayo." Nanginig sa takot ang mga hooligans habang tumingin sila sa isang partikular na big boss na pinoprotektahan. Kaya ang kilalang "Itim na Yama" ay may ganitong uri ng libangan?

William Scott, a soldier, returned to the city with the goal to live the rest of his life peacefully. He would practice the lifestyle of a retired person. However, his mother set him up on blind dates time and again. Unwilling to keep up with her arrangements, he was left with no choice but to pretend to be in a relationship with Yvette Quinn, a female CEO who was also forced by her parents to go on blind dates. To his surprise, this was only the beginning of many troubles to come. Before he could get to settling those troubles, he first needed to sort out an even more pressing problem. The girl looked at him and asked, “Take a guess. Am I the elder cousin or the younger cousin? As my boyfriend, you should be able to differentiate between the two of us, right?” His contract girlfriend was so unprofessional. Although they had an agreement, she was always asking her younger cousin to take her place and pretend to be her around him. What should he do about that?

Nach dem Blind Date hatte nicht einmal Ashley Sutton selbst erwartet, eine Blitzehe mit einem Fremden einzugehen. Ihr Ehemann, Silas Sinclair, ist überaus gutaussehend, zeigt jedoch stets ein kühles Gesicht und missbilligt sie auf unterschiedlichste Weise. Silas Sinclairs tägliche Gedanken: Frau, du näherst dich mir nur wegen des Geldes, nicht wahr? Hmph, sie muss unlautere Motive haben, um das zu tun! Ashley Sutton, wir führen lediglich eine Scheinehe. Anfangs dachte Ashley immer, ihr Ehemann sei nur ein gutaussehender, aber eingebildeter Verkäufer. Bis eines Tages die Zeitung über einen Milliardär aus Felmore berichtete, der seine Frau bis zum Äußersten verwöhnt. Plötzlich wurde ihr klar, dass von ihrem Ehemann die Rede war!

WARNING! MATURE CONTENT 18+ (Harap bijak untuk memilih bacaan, terdapat kata umpatan dan sindiran.) Volume 2 : Lakhesis :Conneching thread. Maura Magen memilih untuk pergi sejauh mungkin setelah dikhianati dan di tipu oleh kekasihnya Erlangga Lorenzo. Pria yang lebih memilih mencampakkannya dan menikahi gadis sederajat dibandingkan menepati janji-janji manisnya dulu. Meninggalkan Maura yang hancur berkeping-keping bersama buah hati yang ada di dalam kandungannya, sampai kebenciannya mengubah sosok Maura untuk memutuskan benang pengikat yang terjalin di masalalu. Bisakah Maura memasang topeng besi dan memutuskan pengikat itu saat mereka di pertemukan lagi dengan keadaan yang berbeda? Volume 1 : Klotho :First destiny and chaos. Tiga kata yang bisa Maura Magen tangkap di valentine tahun ini. Pertama, kecemburuan. Gebetannya yang sudah dia puja-puja sejak tahun pertama malah berakhir pacaran dengan sahabatnya sendiri. Kedua, kekesalan. Bagi remaja lainnya valentine adalah hari paling romantis di sepanjang tahun. Tapi baginya valentine sama dengan makan hati, karena dia single alias jomblo, kampret! Ketiga, kesialan. Seolah takdir sedang bercanda dengannya. Bagaimana mungkin seorang Erlangga Orion Lorenzo mengirimi surat cinta untuknya? Ig : _Yamarara

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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