funny religious valentine stories

WARNING! MATURE CONTENT 18+ (Harap bijak untuk memilih bacaan, terdapat kata umpatan dan sindiran.) Volume 2 : Lakhesis :Conneching thread. Maura Magen memilih untuk pergi sejauh mungkin setelah dikhianati dan di tipu oleh kekasihnya Erlangga Lorenzo. Pria yang lebih memilih mencampakkannya dan menikahi gadis sederajat dibandingkan menepati janji-janji manisnya dulu. Meninggalkan Maura yang hancur berkeping-keping bersama buah hati yang ada di dalam kandungannya, sampai kebenciannya mengubah sosok Maura untuk memutuskan benang pengikat yang terjalin di masalalu. Bisakah Maura memasang topeng besi dan memutuskan pengikat itu saat mereka di pertemukan lagi dengan keadaan yang berbeda? Volume 1 : Klotho :First destiny and chaos. Tiga kata yang bisa Maura Magen tangkap di valentine tahun ini. Pertama, kecemburuan. Gebetannya yang sudah dia puja-puja sejak tahun pertama malah berakhir pacaran dengan sahabatnya sendiri. Kedua, kekesalan. Bagi remaja lainnya valentine adalah hari paling romantis di sepanjang tahun. Tapi baginya valentine sama dengan makan hati, karena dia single alias jomblo, kampret! Ketiga, kesialan. Seolah takdir sedang bercanda dengannya. Bagaimana mungkin seorang Erlangga Orion Lorenzo mengirimi surat cinta untuknya? Ig : _Yamarara

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Three words that Maura Magen can catch on Valentine's Day this year. First, jealousy. Her crush, whom she had adored since the first year, ended up going out with her best friend. Second, frustration. For other teenagers Valentine is the most romantic day of the year. But for her, valentine is the same as disappointed, because she is single, aka alone as one and lonelyness, you bastard! Third, bad luck. It was as if fate was playing a joke on her. How could an Erlangga Orion Lorenzo send her a love letter? Ig : _Yamarara

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Being tasked to marry any woman of his choosing was not what Brian Kenwood, CEO of the Kenwood Enterprise, hoped to face three days to his birthday, Valentine's day.  In other to fulfill his grandfather's wish and not lose his position as CEO, he settles for the crying elevator girl to be his bride.  Alexa Rhiemen Williams, an Intern in the prestigious Kenwood company with alot of sadness running in her life had a fateful encounter that would change her life and destiny forever.  Will this one year contract that was supposed to save both their asses bloom into something sweet and enchanting or would they stick to their agreement and at the end of their contract go their separate ways?  What more lie ahead for these two who decided to play a quick one on fate?  ************* Cover not mine. All credit goes to the original owners. Would take it down if asked to.  Updates would be steady with mass releases when specific targets are met.  Kindly throw in all your PS.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Daniella hates the holidays. To her, they’re anything but magical. Christmas? A snowy night stole her parents in a car crash. New Year’s Eve? That’s when she caught her fiance cheating. Even Halloween is cursed, her beloved cat died on that very night. Every holiday brings heartbreak, so Daniella does the only thing that keeps her sane: she escapes to her secluded beach house, far from festive cheer and painful memories. But this Christmas, peace isn’t on the agenda. A storm delivers an unexpected guest, a mysterious, storm-battered man lying unconscious on her beach. Naked, injured, and with no memory of who he is, the man she calls Alpha is both a puzzle and a challenge. As Daniella cares for him, she discovers that Alpha is not from her world. He’s brave, loyal... and hilariously clueless. Whether it’s figuring out a coffee machine or misunderstanding basic human customs, his antics turn her quiet life upside down, filling it with unexpected humor and warmth. Alpha isn’t the only one out of his depth. When Daniella is drawn into his world, where packs, titles, and deference to her new role as Luna await, she finds herself equally lost. Why does everyone bow when they see her? What’s with all the formalities? Together, Daniella and Alpha stumble through their new realities, bringing laughter and light into each other’s lives. As their bond deepens, Daniella begins to rediscover the magic she thought she’d lost of holidays, love, and belonging. But as Alpha’s memories return, so do the responsibilities of his true identity. With Valentine’s Day approaching, Daniella must decide: will she embrace the life and love Alpha offers, or will the pain of her past keep her from claiming her destiny?

**** When a rebellious and bias college student was kidnapped on Valentine's Day, she was left with no other option but to save herself and another woman trapped with her before getting port to Mexico

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.