funny valentine

Once upon a Valentine's Day, a boy wanted to give his crush a special gift. He decided to bake heart - shaped cookies. But he was a terrible cook. The cookies came out all misshapen. When he gave them to the girl, she laughed so hard at their odd shapes. Then she said it was the most unique and fun Valentine's gift she'd ever received, and they started dating.

A woman prepared a big surprise for her husband on Valentine's Day. She cooked his favorite meal and decorated the whole house with red roses. But when he came home, he was so focused on a new project at work that he walked right past all the decorations without noticing. It took him a while to realize what day it was, and when he did, they both had a good laugh about it.

Here's another. A couple went out for a Valentine's Day dinner at a very fancy restaurant. The man wanted to be really romantic and ordered champagne. When the waiter popped the cork, it flew right into the man's soup, splashing it all over his face. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing, and the whole restaurant joined in. But they still had a great time that night, and it became a memorable Valentine's Day story for them.

Once upon a time on Valentine's Day, a boy named Tom wanted to surprise his girlfriend, Lily. He decided to make a heart - shaped pizza all by himself. But when he took it out of the oven, it looked more like a lopsided blob. Lily found it hilarious and they ended up having a great laugh together while munching on the 'unique' pizza.

Joke: What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day? I lava you! This simple play on words is quite cute and funny for Valentine's Day. It's a short and sweet joke that can make people chuckle.

Well, there was this guy who tried to be really creative for Valentine's Day. He decided to write a love poem on his girlfriend's car window with washable paint. But it rained that night, and in the morning, the poem was all smeared and looked like a mess. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when she saw it.

One Valentine's Day short story is about a guy who was so nervous on his first Valentine's date. He bought a huge bouquet of roses but when he saw his date, he got so flustered that he tripped and the roses went flying everywhere. His date couldn't stop laughing and it actually broke the ice and they had a great time.

One time on Valentine's Day, my partner and I decided to have a picnic in the park. But as soon as we spread out the blanket, a bunch of ducks came over and started trying to steal our food. It was chaos but also really hilarious as we tried to shoo them away while still enjoying our time together.

On Valentine's Day, Emily thought it would be funny to send her long - distance boyfriend, Mark, a singing telegram. She hired a guy in a ridiculous cupid costume to sing a love song to Mark at his workplace. When the telegram arrived, Mark was so embarrassed but also couldn't stop laughing. He immediately called Emily, and they both had a good laugh over it. It was a Valentine's Day they would always remember.

One funny story was when my boyfriend tried to cook a special Valentine's Day dinner. He ended up burning the steak and setting off the smoke alarm. We just laughed and ordered pizza instead.