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Dead Funny Valentine

Dead Funny Valentine

When Lena Mortimer, a sharp-tongued stand-up comedian who’s made a career mocking romance, inherits a decrepit Victorian mansion in a sleepy coastal town, she thinks it’ll make the perfect writing retreat — and cheap housing. What she doesn’t expect is that her new home is haunted by the ghost of her great-great-grandfather’s fiancée, a Victorian socialite who died mysteriously before her wedding. But this ghost isn’t alone. The house seems alive — lights flicker in rhythm with laughter, and Lena begins hearing heckles from invisible voices during her rehearsals. Things get worse when she discovers her new neighbor, Dr. Eli Graves, a reclusive mortician with a PhD in parapsychology, who seems to know too much about her family’s dark history. When Lena accidentally performs stand-up in front of a room full of spirits (who think she’s hilarious), she’s plunged into a supernatural love triangle: Eli, the living man she’s falling for despite her cynicism — and Julian, the sarcastic, charming ghost haunting her bedroom mirror. As romance and horror collide, Lena must uncover the century-old curse binding the spirits to the mansion before it claims her as its next victim. But the deeper she digs, the more she realizes: the curse might not be about death at all — it’s about love gone wrong… and laughter might be the only thing that can break it. A darkly funny, romantic, and chilling ride through heartbreak, hauntings, and hysterics — Dead Funny Valentine is where The Haunting of Hill House meets Notting Hill.
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Tell me some funny gross stories.
Once, my friend thought he was eating chocolate pudding but it was actually cat food that his naughty cat had knocked into his bowl. He took a big spoonful before realizing it!
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2024-11-18 20:44
Can you share some gross but funny stories?
Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.
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2024-11-19 06:23
Can you share some funny but gross stories?
Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.
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2024-10-28 13:02
What are some examples of funny toilet not gross stories?
I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.
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2024-12-05 18:27
What are some of the most memorable funny gross period stories?
I heard about a girl who was wearing a light - colored dress on her period. She sneezed really hard and, well, let's just say there was an unexpected 'accident'. It was super embarrassing for her at that moment, but when she told her close friends about it later, they all had a good laugh. It's one of those things that can be really gross but also funny in the right context.
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2024-11-10 13:04
Can you share some funny gross period stories?
Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.
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2024-11-10 10:52
Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?
Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.
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2024-12-05 03:54
Can you share some funny gross short stories?
Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.
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2024-12-01 07:16
What are the most interesting funny gross stories you've heard?
A guy I know once stepped on a banana peel and his foot slid forward while his body kept going forward. He ended up doing a split that he wasn't prepared for and landed right in a puddle of mud. He was completely covered in mud from head to toe.
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2024-11-18 20:52
Can you share some funny holiday toilet not gross stories?
Sure. Once during Christmas, my family went on a trip. At a small inn, the toilet had a really old - fashioned but cute design. There was a little picture of a reindeer on the wall inside. It made everyone laugh when they saw it. It was a small and funny thing that added a special touch to our holiday.
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2024-11-13 23:40
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